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[rock music playing]

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[music stops]

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Warning. The stunts
in this movie were
performed by professionals,

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so for your safety

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and the protection of
those around you,

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do not attempt any of the
stunts you're about to see.

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[Jason] That look all right?

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[Johnny] Just turn it up,
here, turn it up.

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[Jason] See? It's recording.

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-[Johnny] Okay.
-[Jason] And then

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[Johnny] Should I wear
my glasses for this?

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[Jeff] It'll it'll be okay.

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[Jason] Go ahead.

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Well, I'm Johnny Knoxville,
United States of America,

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and I'll be doin'
a little article

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on self-defense equipment.

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We're goin' to drive out
to the desert and

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I have a .38 hammerless

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nice and light
Smith and Wesson,

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that's got all the stopping
power of a nine millimeter.

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And I'll be gettin' shot
in the chest

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with this 911

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level IIA Kevlar vest.

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Oh, and, to absorb some
of the impact from the bullet,

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I'll be putting
these magazines,

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couple of Hustlers
and a couple of Leg Worlds,
under the vest

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to avoid any and all
blunt-force trauma.

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All right.

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That's why I'd rather have
someone else shoot me.

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-[Loomis]
fuckin' sketch, man.
-[Jeff] Hang on a sec.

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Like that, Jason?

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[Jason] Uh, looks pretty good.

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[Jason]
I can't handle this, dude.

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[Loomis] Dude,
it's fuckin' sketch, man.

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[Loomis]
Dude, don't be stupid.

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[Jason] Say a prayer, dude.

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This is beyond dumb.

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-Let's fuckin' go.
-[gun chamber clicks]

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[Jason] Now you gotta go
the whole way around.

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-You sure?
-[Jason] I can't handle this.

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[Loomis]
P.J., let's fucking go.

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[Jason] Find out
where the bullet went.

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-[Loomis] P.J.
-[gun chamber clicks]

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[Loomis] Come on, man!

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-P.J., let's fucking go.
-[gun chamber clicks]

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[Loomis] I'm about to throw a
fuckin' rock at you. Let's go.

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-[gun chamber clicks]
-[Jason] It's the next one.

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[Loomis] P.J., come on!

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[Jason] I can't handle this.

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[Loomis] Make sure
you got it fuckin'

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P.J.

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This is so fuckin' lame, I
can't even tell you right now.

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Forget it.

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-[gunshot]
-[grunts]

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-[Johnny] Let's go.
-[Loomis chuckles]

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[Jason]
Let's go, dude. Just go.

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Put it in the thing and go.

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Didn't hurt?

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No, I was kinda scared though.

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See? Didn't even
leave a fucking--

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Dude, I told you guys.

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[Jason]
Look at the powder burn.

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[Johnny] I know.

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Yeah, I was shaking a little.

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You guys wanna go watch it
on the TV?

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[Jason] Fuck yeah.

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["Holding Out for a Hero"
plays]

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[grunts]

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[grunts, groans]

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[crackling]

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[Rachel yells]

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[Spike]
Smile, this is gonna be great.

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Walk away, back away,
back away, back away,

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back away, back away,
back away.

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-Ow! Ow, fuck! Ow, fuck!
-[screaming]

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Fuck!

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Fuck!

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[screams]

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[Wee Man grunts]

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[Ehren groans]

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Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass.

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Oh! Ow!

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-[laughter]
-[Johnny groans]

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-[screams]
-[laughter]

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Whoa, whoa! Okay, okay!

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["Corona" playing]

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-[groans]
-[laughter]

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[whistling]

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[screams]

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[screaming]

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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[grunts]

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-[thudding]
-[groans]

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[cheering]

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[screaming]

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[Ryan] Fuck!

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[Steve-O] Oh, fuck!

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Welcome to the first day
of our final film.

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[Spike]
So what are you feeling?

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Uh, I'm sad.

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[Spike] How come?

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I guess, uh

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a big part of my,
our life is

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almost over.

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[Spike]
Does it make you sad, Chris?

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No, I'm not in touch
with my emotions.

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[laughter]

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So we have a new Jackass
cast member.

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His name's 1W-Larry.

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He's a humanoid robot.

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And voicing that robot

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is Mr. Adam Ray.

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And you're going to be
making history today

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with the first robot-to-human
prostate exam.

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This is what Jackass
looks like at 50, I guess.

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[laughing]

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-We are of that age
-Damn good, though.

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where we have
to get prostate exams.

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-Yes, this is
raising awareness.
-And so we hired the finest.

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[Adam] You see
the finger on that thing?

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[Steve-O] I did.

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Yeah, that's not a finger,
by the way.

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It's a claw.

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You're going to run into some
trouble around mid-finger.

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It's not there. It's this side
that's all sharp.

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[Johnny] How many times
have you done this, Larry?

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[in robotic voice]

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Maybe "letting it rip" is
a bad choice of words, Larry.

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I'm Steve-O, and prostate
health is super important.

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So, this is
the robot rectal exam.

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[Larry] Yadda, yadda, yadda.

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-[Steve-O] They're off.
-[Chris] Stay safe.

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[Steve-O]
Non-lubricated condoms.

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[Johnny] No, we have lube.

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Oh, my God, it's so sharp.

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Here, I'm just gonna put
a little lube on for you.

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Crunchy peanut butter.

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-[Ehren] Oh, no.
-[Steve-O] Why crunchy?

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Drop the laundry.

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Oh, my God.

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[crew groaning]

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[Chris] Oh, gross!

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[Larry]

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Wait, wait, wait.

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[Wee Man] Slow down, Larry.

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[Larry] Wait, wait, wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait.

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Wait. Wait.

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[Chris]
There we go, there we go!

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[Steve-O screams]

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-[laughter]
-[screaming continues]

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[Chris] Spread 'em out!
Steve-O, spread 'em out!

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Spread those cheeks out!
Somebody help him.

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[Larry]

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[Chris] Steve!

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Is your chocolate
in his peanut butter

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or his peanut butter
in your chocolate?

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[Larry]

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[Chris]
We need more peanut butter.

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[Larry]

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[Johnny] Oh, my God!

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[Wee Man] There we go!

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[Larry]

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[Chris] You're almost
almost there.

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[screaming]

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That's it. That's it.

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[Ehren] Breathe. Go, Larry!

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Get down!

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[Larry]

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[screaming]

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-[laughter]
-[Ehren] Lean over.

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[Larry]

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[Ehren] Oh, my God.

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Hey, Larry,
let Lance smell your finger.

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[Larry]

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[Ehren]
Lookit, it's not that bad.

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[gags]

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[Larry] Yep. Yep. Yep.

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[retching]

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[Chris]
Not on your damn camera!

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[Larry]

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[Ehren] I'll help you.

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-Okayhere we go.
-I got you.

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[Larry]

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I got you. I got you.

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[Larry]

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-[Larry vocalizing]
-[Steve-O screaming]

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[Ehren] Don't move!

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[Larry]

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Okay, let go, Larry.
Let go, Larry.

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[Larry]

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Larry, let go! let go!

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He's got his dick all the way!
Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God! Oh, shit!

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[Chris] Oh, my God, dude.

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[Larry]

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[laughter]

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Good job, Steve-O.

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Thanks, guys.

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[Larry]

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Can I ask a question?

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[Jeff] Yeah.

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Why is this the last movie?

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[laughs]

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Well, I can't ride red rockets
or bulls anymore,

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so it felt like
the natural place to stop.

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Yeah, I'm certainly not gonna
ride those rockets.

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Or the bulls. [chuckles]

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You know,
we were talking, it's like

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you know,
we got all this footage

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no one's seen before
or barely seen,

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and we can pick
our all-time favorite bits,

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and, uh,
shoot some new footage

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and I'll get to see
the warhammer again.

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Well, if a scene requires me
to get into my birthday suit,

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the answer
just might be yes.

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[laughter]

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Okay, this is called
the "Golf Course Airhorn."

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When people tee off,

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when they're coming down
with their swing,

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we're going to blow
these airhorns.

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[airhorn blares]

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[Johnny] Oh. [sputters]

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-[airhorn blares]
-[Johnny laughs]

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-[Ehren] Here she goes again.
-[Dave] No. Is it another one?

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-[airhorn blares]
-[Johnny laughs]

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[Dave] She still hit it
really good.

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[airhorn blares]

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[Johnny laughing]

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[airhorn blares]

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What'd I tell you?
What'd I tell you?

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I told you
I was gonna kick your ass.

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[Johnny] Here,
you've lost your club. Sorry.

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Didn't I tell you
I was gonna come over here
and kick your ass for that?

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What? I'm sorry,
I got bursitis.

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-[golfer] You got bursitis?
-[Johnny] Yeah.

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-[golfer] So that means
you gotta play with a horn?
-[Johnny] It helps.

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[golfer] I'll give you
something to play with, pal.

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[Johnny] Sorry,
it won't happen again.

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[giggling]

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[whispering]
Oh, he's gonna fucking--

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He took his glove. He threw--

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[airhorn blares]

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[Johnny] Oh, fuck.

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[Dave] Shit, he's teein' off.
He's teein' off! Get down!

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[Johnny] Oh, shit.

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[laughter]

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[Dave] Get back.

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-Get down! Get down!
-[Johnny]
Watch this, wait, wait.

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-Get down, Dimitri!
-[Johnny] Wait.

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[airhorn blares]

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[laughter]

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[Dave] Oh, fuck.

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Hello, my name's
Johnny Knoxville.

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00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,772
This is Tory Belleci,
international scientist.

256
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,483
This is "Follow the Leader."

257
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:24,071
So what's gonna happen is
Knoxville's gonna move his arm

258
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,407
and an electrical signal
will go into the computer,

259
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,701
and then he will be able
to control your arms.

260
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:32,454
-What?
-So, all you need to do
is flex your muscle.

261
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,497
No problem.

262
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,665
Yeah.

263
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,292
-[screams]
-[laughter]

264
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,129
All right.

265
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,964
-[Rachel] Oh, my God.
-Holy shit!

266
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,591
-What?
-[Dark Shark] Dude.

267
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,343
What the heck?
That's a lotta electroids!

268
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,432
Can we get Poopies
a coffee, please?

269
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,641
How hot is that coffee?

270
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,685
Hot.

271
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,270
Have a little bit of coffee,
Poopies. I'm sure it'll be--

272
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,898
-[laughter]
-[machine buzzing]

273
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,235
I think somebody
needs to shave.

274
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,112
-Here is a
-[Dark Shark] Gotta shave.

275
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,780
[Johnny] almost-new shaver.

276
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,991
Couple of weeks old.
Just start shaving.

277
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,035
-You gotta get--
-[Johnny] All you gotta--
Yeah, that's good.

278
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,703
-That's good.
-You missed a spot, yeah?

279
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:13,996
[screams]

280
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,332
[laughter]

281
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,459
Lance, why are you not--

282
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,962
Look, Lance is not looking.

283
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,339
Hey, Poopies,
you gotta get it underneath.

284
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,674
I know what you want
me to do, and

285
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,844
-I'll do it.
-[laughter]

286
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,642
Yeah, yeah, doing good.

287
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,477
Oh, my God.

288
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,853
[Dark Shark] Get the middle.
Get the middle.

289
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,313
Get the middle.

290
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,024
-[machine buzzes]
-[laughter]

291
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,692
[Rachel] It looks so graceful.

292
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,319
-[Johnny groans]
-[Dark Shark] Oh!

293
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,449
[Johnny]
That was a close shave.

294
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:53,202
Zach does not, as of yet,
have a tattoo from me.

295
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,913
Oh, okay, well, let's do Zach.

296
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,665
And what tattoo
are you giving?

297
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,501
I'm gonna give Zach a nice,
nipple smiley face.

298
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,835
-That's a beautiful canvas.
-[machine buzzes]

299
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,754
[screams]

300
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,714
I mean, if you want me to have
the fuckin' art on there

301
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,424
Why're you yelling at me?

302
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,510
I would like this
to come out good.

303
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,637
Me, too. I'm on your side.

304
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,057
-I promise, hand to my heart.
-[screaming]

305
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,767
Okay, don't mess this up,
Steve-O.

306
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,185
Steady hand.

307
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,854
-Sorry.
-Okay.

308
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,773
[Steve-O straining]

309
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,151
-[screams]
-[laughter]

310
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,320
[Tory]
He can't get it centered.

311
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,323
That wasn't even close.

312
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,618
I'm not doin' it yet.

313
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,412
-[Steve-O] Okay.
-I'm not doin' it yet.

314
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,122
-I'm doing it!
-[screams]

315
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,873
You fucking--

316
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,003
[Dark Shark]
You got it, Steve-O!

317
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,089
Steve-O! Steve-O!
Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O!

318
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,882
-[Steve-O groaning, straining]
-[chanting continues]

319
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,680
[Rachel] It's good.
It looks good. It looks good.

320
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,682
It looks good.

321
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,684
How did that feel?

322
00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,852
Not good.

323
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,646
[Johnny] Holy shit.

324
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,606
[Tory] Hey, Zach,
it's pretty awesome, dude.

325
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,483
[Johnny] Oh, my God!

326
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,776
-Great job, Poopies.
-Thank you.

327
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,070
Great job, Tory.
Thanks, Steve-O.

328
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,655
And Zach.

329
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,407
And thank God
Bunny the Lifeguard's here

330
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,992
to make everything safe.

331
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,327
-Thank you.
-Yeah, I-- I really don't--

332
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,787
I still don't understand why

333
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,414
they asked for a lifeguard
on duty, but

334
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,083
it's better to have one
and not need him

335
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,085
than need him
and not have him.

336
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,383
Well, the, the convict bit

337
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,344
we've always wanted
to include in our movies.

338
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:39,016
We shot it for the pilot of
the TV show and got shut down.

339
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,393
Our crew member got arrested.

340
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:45,022
MTV couldn't shoot in
West Hollywood for ten years.

341
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,648
So no one's really seen it.

342
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,109
It's been sitting there
for 25 years.

343
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,694
It was total chaos.

344
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,198
Today, I'm going to be
an escapee

345
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,908
from the LA County Jail

346
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,409
and go into a hardware store

347
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,120
and see if they'll lend me
a hacksaw.

348
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,330
Ow.

349
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,124
[Spike] I see the lens.

350
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,919
[cameraman] Okay. Good.

351
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,253
Do I need some dirt
on my face?

352
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,755
[Jeff] Try and get up closer
to him.

353
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,839
[Spike] He needs some
on his neck, too.

354
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,426
Is my shirt too--?
Ah, that's good.

355
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,761
[Spike] Should we
slap you around?

356
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,221
Yeah, that helps. Thanks.

357
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,852
[panting]

358
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,397
[cashier] Okay.

359
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,319
[cashier] Let me get
somebody, okay?

360
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,862
[grunts]

361
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,489
[thud, clanking]

362
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,576
-[clanking]
-[Johnny grunts]

363
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,078
[panting]

364
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,998
[metal scraping]

365
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,084
Help me!

366
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,752
[Spike] Excuse me,
what's going on?

367
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,839
[rapid scraping]

368
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,886
[Johnny] Someone help me!

369
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,972
We're kind of closed
for right now.

370
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,682
We're not letting anybody in.

371
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,226
[straining]

372
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,979
[Spike]

373
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:11,358
He's probably an escapee
from the jail or somewhere.

374
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,153
Handcuffed in
a sheriff's jumpsuit?

375
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,821
[Johnny] Get outta my way.

376
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,660
[Johnny]

377
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,373
[Jeff] Fuck!

378
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,129
[Spike] What? Oh, fuck me.

379
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,339
-[Jeff] Oh, fuck.
-[Spike] Oh, shit, no way.

380
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,632
[officer shouts]

381
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:36,592
[Spike] What should we do?

382
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,552
[Jeff] Dude.

383
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,469
-[officer] Get on the ground.
-[Jeff] Keep filmin', dude.

384
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,971
[officer] Copy that.

385
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,514
[Johnny] I have
a good explanation for this.

386
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,057
[officer] How come
you're not in jail?

387
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,517
[Johnny]
'Cause I don't belong there.

388
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,144
How did you get out?

389
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,062
[Johnny]
I was never in jail.

390
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,522
[officer]
What is this in the back?

391
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,482
-That's a microphone.
-From what?

392
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,359
Cause we're, ah, filming.

393
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,277
You're filming?

394
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,236
Yes, ma'am.

395
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,114
That is really stupid!

396
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,699
[cameraman]

397
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,413
[Johnny] We didn't mean
to cause a ruckus.

398
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,333
You're wearing an LA county
jumpsuit with handcuffs on,
what do you think?

399
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,169
Yeah, I guess I wasn't
thinking, too. I apologize.

400
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,046
You got a camera on you?

401
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,006
-Is it off?
-[cameraman] It's on.

402
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,758
It's on? Are you filming this?

403
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,092
[officers] Turn it off!

404
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,013
So, upon arrival today,

405
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,265
we were informed
by Mr. Cliver that

406
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,975
our production manager
informed us

407
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,561
we are on
officially on hiatus.

408
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,064
A kind of suspension because
of the incident yesterday

409
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,690
at the hardware store.

410
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,110
But I guess this show
may get to air, it may not.

411
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,195
[Jeff chuckles]

412
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,821
But

413
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,449
-Have anything to add, Jeff?
-[Jeff] I do not.

414
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:46,078
I think let's just think
about the poo cocktail today.

415
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,913
Right. We're focusing
on the poo cocktail.

416
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:48,997
[Jeff] Yeah.

417
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,499
My name is Johnny Knoxville,

418
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,000
and this is
the "Poo Cocktail."

419
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,880
[yelling]

420
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,092
[Johnny] I think it's about
ten years ago today

421
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,761
that I was doin'
the first Poo Cocktail,

422
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,513
and now you're
taking the reins

423
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,515
and taking it to
a whole other level.

424
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,394
I'm Steve-O, and this is
the "Poo Cocktail Supreme."

425
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,272
[Johnny laughs]

426
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,024
All right. Good luck.

427
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,944
[lock clicking]

428
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,738
[Chris] You ready, Steve-O?

429
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,990
No.

430
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,033
[sighs]

431
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,536
[Chris] Order up!
Poo Cocktail Supreme!

432
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,745
[thud]

433
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,206
[team members shouting]

434
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,000
[laughing and shouting]

435
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,543
Oh, shit!

436
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,091
[screaming]

437
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,803
[team members groaning]

438
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,431
[thumping, liquid spraying]

439
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,932
[team members groaning]

440
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,521
[Steve-O vomiting]

441
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:57,649
[laughing] He's puking.

442
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,984
[gagging]

443
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,282
Dude, it fuckin' reeks, man!

444
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,578
[Johnny] What is,
what's wrong with you, Bam?

445
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,831
[team members talking]

446
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,583
[Johnny] Are you okay,
Steve-O?

447
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,626
[Ryan] Oh, my God.

448
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,045
It's gonna be ugly. I don't
know if you wanna see this.

449
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,467
-[laughing]
-[Chris] Oh, my God.

450
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,968
[Johnny] Oh, Jesus!

451
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,345
-[Jeff] Oh, my God.
-[Chris] Oh, my God.

452
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,846
[Johnny] Help him
out of there.

453
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,056
-[Jeff] Let him out!
-[Chris] Oh, my God.

454
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,682
[laughter]

455
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,101
[team member] Oh!

456
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,478
[laughter continuing]

457
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,937
[Ryan yells]

458
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,898
-Look at him!
-Oh, my God.

459
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,566
[Johnny] Jump in that lake
right now.

460
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:40,817
[Ryan] The worst damn thing
you can imagine.

461
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:41,902
[Jeff] Oh, my God.

462
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,362
[Johnny] Oh, my God.

463
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,821
[laughter]

464
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,993
[Wee Man retching]

465
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,287
[Dave retching]

466
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,124
Jesus!

467
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,543
Yeah, dude.

468
00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,711
That was rad.

469
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,879
It went so high.

470
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,048
It was so scary.

471
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,927
[Chris] This is the kind of
extreme shit

472
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,220
that those extreme dudes
don't even think of.

473
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,806
[slowed-down screaming]

474
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:14,851
[Chris] I mean,
that had it all.

475
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,229
That had danger, it had shit.

476
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,815
It had puke.

477
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,650
Yeah, that's what
this show's all about.

478
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,569
And sex appeal.

479
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,737
[both laughing]

480
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:29,574
[Johnny] Do it!

481
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,036
-[screams]
-[all] Oh!

482
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,790
[Johnny] Jesus Christ.
What an idiot.

483
00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:38,041
[others laughing]

484
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,337
[Larry]

485
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,005
Hey, Larry!

486
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,340
[Johnny] Where you been?

487
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,927
[Larry]

488
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:51,012
-[Poopies] He's drunk.
-[Johnny] He's had
a couple of drinks.

489
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,639
He's a little wobbly
right now.

490
00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,517
We're about to give Poopies
lip injections

491
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,853
to make him 23% more gorgeous.

492
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,855
[Larry]

493
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,816
[Ehren] Oh, my gosh!
He got you!

494
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,360
Hello, Dr. Julie.

495
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,154
-Hello.
-[Poopies] Hi.

496
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,738
This is Poopies, and we want
to make him more handsome

497
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:09,906
with some lip injections.

498
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,450
-Can you help us?
-Yes.

499
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,119
Holy shit. Are you serious?

500
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:17,289
So, during this whole movie,
I'm gonna have
the biggest lips.

501
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,874
[Johnny] You're gonna have
the most beautiful lips.

502
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,292
-Full lips.
-Full.

503
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,127
-[Poopies] Oh, my God.
-Volumptious.

504
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:25,130
I'm Poopies,
and this is "Lip Filler."

505
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:26,465
[Johnny laughs]

506
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,633
Okay, normally,
people get numbing, but

507
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,135
Normally people get numbing.

508
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,428
-No, you don't need it.
-No?

509
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,971
-No, no numbing.
-Okay. Just relax.

510
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:34,598
[Adam] What is this
you're putting in?

511
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:35,849
-This is hyaluronic acid.
-[Adam] Oh, this is it.

512
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,351
[Larry]

513
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,103
-[Wee Man] Don't move, either.
-[Dark Shark]
That's a long-ass needle.

514
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,897
-[Wee Man] Stay still.
-[Johnny] Oh, my God. [groans]

515
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,482
[Rachel] You're gonna get
so much work after this.

516
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,233
-[others exclaiming]
-Shit!

517
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:48,153
-[Larry]
-[others cheering]

518
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,238
-[Johnny] Now we're doin' good.
-[Rachel] Oh, my God!
All right.

519
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,531
-Yeah!
-Holy shit!

520
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:52,991
[Larry]

521
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:53,617
[Johnny] All right,
we can go bigger.

522
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,243
[Larry]

523
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,120
-[Johnny] You can go bigger.
-[Rachel laughing]

524
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,872
[Dr. Julie] Now we're gonna
do the bottom.

525
00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,832
[Dark Shark] Damn! I thought
that was about it.

526
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,084
Dude, what the fuck
is this shit?

527
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,669
You look awesome, Poopies.

528
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,088
Is it supposed to have
the right side be bigger?

529
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,674
[Larry]

530
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,262
I think I can probably put
just a little bit more
and that's it.

531
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,389
-[Jasper] Sexy is the word.
-[Ehren] Oh, fuck,
it's turning white!

532
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,266
What the fuck?

533
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,645
I look more like one of those
botched fucking housewives.

534
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:23,438
[Larry]

535
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,606
Yeah.

536
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:27,692
[Larry]

537
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,487
-[laughter]
-Oh, fucking Larry.

538
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,821
They're all lumpy and shit.

539
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,323
[Chris] I think it looks good.

540
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:34,908
[Johnny] All right!
Way to go, Poopies.

541
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,743
-[Rachel] Yeah, you're good.
-[Johnny] Yeah!

542
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,870
[team member]
What are you pouting at?

543
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,248
On Jackass Forever,
Knoxville and I

544
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,833
are just interviewing
the new guys

545
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,418
and straight up, like,

546
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,170
"Poopies, are you afraid
of anything?"

547
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,964
He's like,
"Well, I'll tell you what.

548
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,549
I don't like the dark,
and I don't like--"

549
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,592
You know, just like
layin' it all out. Like

550
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,844
But I don't think Bam
ever told us
he was scared of snakes.

551
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,265
We just kinda happened to
figure it out
when snakes came out.

552
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,976
Once we figured that out,
it sure wrote a lot of bits.

553
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,688
You know, the worse
the experience is

554
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:07,857
the better it looks
on screen.

555
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,901
[Jeff laughing]

556
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,070
So, today we're going to
bring the cast

557
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,613
into this room, two at a time,

558
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,699
to shoot a rattlesnake stunt.

559
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,784
But that's just a ruse
to get them in here,

560
00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,662
so we can lock the door,
turn out the lights

561
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,289
and make their life
a living hell.

562
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,584
This is
"Silence of the Lambs."

563
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,751
[Johnny chuckles]

564
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:27,752
-[rattling]
-You hear that?

565
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,504
[Jeff] What is it?

566
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,547
-That's a rattlesnake.
-[Jeff] No, it isn't.

567
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:31,715
It is. Listen.

568
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,341
-[Jeff] Oh, really?
-Jules.

569
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,801
[Jeff] But you're not
a part of this bit.

570
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:36,386
[Johnny]
You're in peanut gallery.

571
00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:37,929
He's got a western
diamondback rattlesnake.

572
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,639
He's gonna release it
on the ground.

573
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,808
Pontius is gonna take a cookie
and set it on its head,

574
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,144
and then I'm going to try

575
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,729
and take the cookie
off its head.

576
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,939
And this is a western
diamondback rattlesnake.

577
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,399
He's about five feet
and change.

578
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,318
Very, very venomous.

579
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,194
He will bite you
if you get too close,

580
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,529
and he will kill you.
Or try to.

581
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,948
-I'm not kidding.
-Whoa.

582
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,283
-Ready?
-[Bam] I'm gonna sit back.

583
00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,826
Chris,
you're fucking nuts, man.

584
00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:01,286
[Ehren] Whoa, shit, dude.

585
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:02,579
[rattling]

586
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,247
-[Jeff] Oh, fuck.
-[Bam] Dude!

587
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,499
-[Jeff] Oh, fuck.
-[Bam] Oh, my God.

588
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,584
[Chris] It's got a big head,
though.

589
00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:08,960
[Johnny] Jesus!

590
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,254
[Chris] They can strike
so fast.

591
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,466
[Jules] He will absolutely
kill you, son,
at two heartbeats per second.

592
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:15,800
Can you feel my heart?

593
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,177
[others laughing]

594
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,595
Wow, dude!

595
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:20,305
[Jeff] All right.

596
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,848
It's goin' as fast as
that rattlesnake.

597
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,391
[Jeff] That's why
I won't do this.

598
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,644
I'm really scared for Johnny
right now.

599
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,604
[Jeff] All right,
let's put the snake away

600
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,481
and get these guys mic''d.
It's time to do this.

601
00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:30,690
[Ehren] They're huge, man.
Those are big-ass snakes.

602
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,652
All right, switch the bucket.

603
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,153
Let's get the snake
out of the room.

604
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,370
[Poopies] Is there
an antidope here?

605
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:45,622
[tech 1] Okay, let's get
Knoxville for me.

606
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,249
That is what it's called.
Antivenom, not antidope.

607
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,502
What's antidope mean?
I don't even know.

608
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,420
[crew members shouting]

609
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:54,506
What's antidope?

610
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:56,883
[laughing] Uh, that's like--

611
00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:58,093
-[door slams]
-[Zach] Oh, my fucking God.

612
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,469
-[Poopies] No!
-[Zach] No!

613
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,096
-[door slams]
-[Preston] Goddamn!

614
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,889
[Wee Man] Oh, fuck you, guys.

615
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,642
Wait, how-- Why are we
the only ones in here now?

616
00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:06,976
I don't know, dude.

617
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,773
-[door slams]
-[Ehren] Doggone it!

618
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,441
[tech 1] Oh, fuck this,
let's go!

619
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,484
-He's driving himself around?
-[door slams]

620
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:16,611
[Bam] Oh, no! No!

621
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,154
[Johnny] Hello, my name's
Johnny Knoxville.

622
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,239
Welcome to hell.

623
00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:20,907
[Bam] Please, no!

624
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:22,492
Wait, dude,
where's the fuckin' light?

625
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:23,743
Bam, seriously, there's
a snake in that bucket,

626
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,412
so don't fucking swing around.

627
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:28,373
Well, where should I go?
What am I gonna do?

628
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,376
Oh, fuck!

629
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:32,669
So, if we get bit, we die.

630
00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,337
[Zach] Yeah, oh, God!

631
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,131
Are you serious?

632
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,216
Why the fuck did we go down
to the basement? [shrieks]

633
00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:40,135
Dude, come on.

634
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,181
[Wee Man] Knox, what the fuck?
Come on.

635
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,395
Dude. Come on.

636
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:51,646
-[Wee Man screams]
-[Preston shrieks]

637
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,231
What the fuck?

638
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:54,649
[Ehren] I'm gonna break
that fucking door down.

639
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,984
[Dave] Do it, Ehren.

640
00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,404
Did they just-- [screams]

641
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:02,490
[Ehren] Fuck this shit!
Ah, fuck you guys!

642
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,867
All right,
knock over the bucket

643
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,034
and cue the snake sound.

644
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:06,911
[Johnny] Oh, shit!

645
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:08,955
-[thudding]
-[rattling sound]

646
00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,665
-[Johnny] Oh, shit.
-Oh, my God!

647
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,667
[Johnny] Everyone, stay--
Guys, stay on the couch.

648
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,793
The fuckin' snake.

649
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,795
-Bam.
-Yeah?

650
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,006
You gotta be cool, man,
there's a fuckin' snake
in here.

651
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,507
-[Bam] Yo, I don't know
what to do.
-[Johnny] Stay where you are.

652
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,050
-[Bam] All right.
-[rattling continuing]

653
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,510
[Bam screams]

654
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,888
Dude, it bit me, I think.

655
00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:26,556
[Johnny] Jeff, Bam got bit!
No fuckin' shit.

656
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,767
[laughing]

657
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,894
-[rattling continuing]
-[Bam] I can't do it.
I just showed up.

658
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,105
Just turn on the lights,
all right? [shrieking]

659
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,816
That's it! That's it!
That's enough! That's enough!

660
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,026
[Johnny]
There's a snake, Dave!

661
00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,528
[Dave] Where are you, Ehren?
Ehren.

662
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,322
Ehren! What the fuck?

663
00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:45,200
-Ehren!
-How am I supposed to
even help you, Dave?

664
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,743
Just-- I just need to know
you're there.

665
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,161
-[crackling]
-[screams]

666
00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:49,996
Fuck this!

667
00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:52,624
-[Dave] Ehren!
-Oh, I got a weapon now,
motherfuckers.

668
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,792
I got a weapon.

669
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,168
[Dave] Don't hit me, Ehren.

670
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,628
-No, I got a weapon.
-[Dave] Ehren!

671
00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:58,213
-Don't hit me!
-You fuckin'--

672
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,631
Ehren, don't fuckin'
not answer me!

673
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,882
Ehren, answer me.

674
00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,759
-[crackling]
-[Ehren screams]

675
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,053
Ah, fuck! There's a door!

676
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,388
Dave, over here!
Dave, this way!

677
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,265
-Yeah, right. Fuck that door.
-Dave, this way!

678
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,391
Fuck that. There's something
bad over there probably.

679
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,810
No, I promise!

680
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,603
[Dave] No, you don't
know shit.

681
00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:16,022
[Ehren] There's a door I just
opened, I swear to God!

682
00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:17,232
Oh, wow, how convenient.

683
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,984
Come this way.
I swear to God,

684
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,236
-I'm not lying to you.
-[Dave] Fuck that door.

685
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,278
You're on your own then,
fucker.

686
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,196
-[clang]
-[shouts]

687
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,489
Shit!

688
00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,199
-[screaming]
-[Johnny laughing]

689
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,787
-[Dave] Ehren!
-[Johnny laughing]

690
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:34,207
What the fuck is going on?!

691
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:37,377
I can't even
I can't even fucking do it.

692
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,587
[Zach] What the fuck is this?

693
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,965
[moans, laughs]

694
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,466
-[traps snapping]
-[yells]

695
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,884
Holy shit!

696
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,344
Motherfuckin'--

697
00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:48,179
-[traps snapping]
-[Zach yelling]

698
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,266
[Johnny, laughing] Oh, my God!

699
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,226
Ow! Fucking bitch!

700
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:54,352
[Johnny] Keep going
to the right, Bam.

701
00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:55,728
I don't trust you now.

702
00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:56,729
[Johnny] If you got
the fucking--

703
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,064
Bam just got bit.

704
00:30:58,147 --> 00:30:59,941
I got bit, Jeff!

705
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,359
I'm going-- Okay, I'm done
fuckin' with you, okay?

706
00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:03,069
-It's buzzin' over there.
-Here.

707
00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:04,571
I'm done fuckin' with you.
I'm helping you.

708
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,781
'Cause you got--
Bam, you got snakebit.

709
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,658
We gotta get you
medical attention.

710
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:10,785
Come on, Bam. Come on, buddy.
Let's go. Let's go.

711
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,912
Everyone, I'm done
fucking around!

712
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,290
You gotta let--
You gotta open the door. Okay.

713
00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:17,959
Okay.

714
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,043
[Johnny] You got--
Okay, close it!

715
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:21,045
No! No! No!

716
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:22,922
No!

717
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,049
Dude, I'll fuck--

718
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,260
That's it, that's it!
That's it!

719
00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:30,179
It got me! Okay? It got me!

720
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:32,348
[Johnny] The snake got you?

721
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,142
[Bam screams]

722
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,895
-In the leg and in the ribs.
-In the leg and the ribs?

723
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:37,854
Please!

724
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:39,772
Fuck!

725
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,482
I'm gonna have
a cardiac arrest.

726
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,067
[Johnny] Turn on the lights.

727
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,236
Okay, okay.

728
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,363
-Welcome to the set, Bam-Bam!
-Oh, my God.

729
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,449
[Johnny laughing]

730
00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,576
Zach, you all right?

731
00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:52,911
-Holy shit!
-[Zach] I crawled through
the fuckin' thing!

732
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,245
I heard Zach
and it sounded like

733
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,288
he was gettin' murdered
in here.

734
00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:56,789
[all laughing]

735
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,374
I thought this was like
the only way to get out.

736
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,085
So I just climbed over it,
and then it broke.

737
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,838
Oh, my God, man.

738
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:04,589
Did you think there was
a snake in the room?

739
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,257
Fuck, yeah!

740
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,508
-You thought
you were gettin' bit?
-Yeah!

741
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:09,802
[Johnny] Oh, fuck.

742
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,971
[Bam growls]

743
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,514
-[yells]
-[others laughing]

744
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,560
God!

745
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,520
This whole fuckin' place
is probably rigged.

746
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,397
It is, isn't it?

747
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,941
It is, isn't it?

748
00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:26,527
See, when I come up
with my ideas,

749
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,196
I don't write them down.

750
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:32,408
I just draw a picture
and fax it to Los Angeles.

751
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:35,411
I just drew a picture of
a fat-ass and a little guy

752
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:37,330
with a bungee cord connected.

753
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,500
This is "The Bungee Jump."

754
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,462
[Wee Man]
Are you ready, Preston?

755
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:45,463
[Preston] Just go, just go.

756
00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:48,508
[Wee Man] Three two one.

757
00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:50,176
[Wee Man shouts]

758
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,889
[others laughing, whooping]

759
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,849
[Bam] Yes! Yes!

760
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,268
Yes, yes! Oh, my God.

761
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,479
-[Ehren] You did it!
-That worked perfect!

762
00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:02,981
[cheering, whistling]

763
00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,944
Hello, my name's
Johnny Knoxville.

764
00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:11,072
Welcome to our production
of "The Marionettes."

765
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,408
I smell a Tony. Let's go.

766
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:14,951
[clapping]

767
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,372
Fade in. Timmy, ten years old.

768
00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:22,000
A pasty, dimwitted
but unlikeable boy,

769
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,210
makes his way through
the town square.

770
00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:26,963
He spots Dolores,
11 years old.

771
00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:29,716
Dolores is pretty,
like an old catcher's mitt,

772
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,676
and only has one nut.

773
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:32,885
Timmy:

774
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,220
[Ehren] Good morning, Dolores.

775
00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:35,972
I want to take you
to the dance,

776
00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:40,393
but I heard Ugly Jeff
asked you, and I was shocked.

777
00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:42,687
Timmy is hit with
Taser-gun darts.

778
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,813
What?

779
00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:45,857
No, fuck that! No, fuck that!

780
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:48,276
-[screaming]
-[zapping]

781
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:49,652
[others laughing]

782
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,906
[Johnny] Don't be mad at me.
Be mad at the narrator.

783
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:54,824
[Ehren] Stop it!

784
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:56,075
Fuck you!

785
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,329
Fuck!

786
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,457
[laughing, stammering] Timmy:

787
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,500
Gimme a second,
Adam fuckin' Ray!

788
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:07,128
[Johnny] Timmy, you're
holding up the play!

789
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:09,255
How can I win her love?

790
00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:12,258
I sure could use a little
help.

791
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,760
Up in the rafters,

792
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:16,888
a cute, but soon to be crabby
Cupid appears.

793
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,931
-[Wee Man groans]
-[Ehren] Oh, fuck.

794
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:21,517
[laughter]

795
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:22,727
[Ehren] Oh, fuck.

796
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,354
[Adam] Cupid:

797
00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:29,984
Timmy, I'm shocked it took you
so long to summons me.

798
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,736
I'm gonna beat you, Chris.

799
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,409
[Wee Man] Okay! Ah!

800
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,370
Pineapples?

801
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,414
What does pineapples
have to do with Cupid?

802
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,501
Cupid then pulls the bow back
on his love arrow

803
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,586
and shoots Dolores in the eye.

804
00:34:48,669 --> 00:34:50,254
-[yells]
-[others groaning]

805
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,297
Sorry.

806
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,465
I'm not Dolores, man!

807
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:54,383
[Johnny] Sorry!

808
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,386
-[Adam] Timmy:
-Dolores, you drive me crazy!

809
00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,181
I feel like my heart
is going to explode.

810
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,016
[Adam] A large brick
of firecrackers

811
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,851
is duct-taped
to Timmy's chest,

812
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,978
and a very long fuse is lit.

813
00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:08,314
No!

814
00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:10,233
-[Wee Man] Oh, shit.
-No!

815
00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:12,151
[Wee Man shrieks]

816
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,153
[Adam] Timmy's heart explodes
like a cantaloupe.

817
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,238
It's burning me!

818
00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:17,031
-[shrieks]
-[banging]

819
00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:19,909
[Ehren] Oh, fuck!

820
00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:21,327
-[Dave] Oh, shit!
-[Wee Man] What?

821
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:22,912
[Ehren] Oh, fuck!

822
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,413
[Adam] And then,
our two living actors

823
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:25,915
take their triumphant
final bows

824
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,126
as Timmy hangs there
lifeless and limp.

825
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,335
The End.

826
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,838
-[Johnny] Yay!
-[cheering]

827
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,256
Two thumbs up.

828
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,303
All right, well, this is
an opportunity
that I'm gonna enjoy.

829
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,140
Mr. Knoxville

830
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:46,894
Did you choose to host
Fear Factor for the money,

831
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,438
or because it really
turned you on creatively?

832
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,274
-[all laughing]
-Tell the truth!

833
00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,194
I It turned me on...

834
00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,196
-[strained] ...creatively!
-[electricity crackling]

835
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,823
[laughter]

836
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,367
Keep going. Keep going.

837
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:08,708
All right. Here we go.

838
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:17,633
[chuckles]

839
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:21,262
Poof! I'm an old prick now.
[laughs]

840
00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,474
[dance music playing in club]

841
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,354
Hello, ladies!

842
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,522
Hey, grandpa, how you doin'?

843
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,691
Good! How you doin', baby?

844
00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:35,193
All right!

845
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:36,944
[upbeat music plays]

846
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:40,531
[Irving] Wow.

847
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,955
[cheering]

848
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,041
[Irving]
He's got his jim dog out!

849
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:56,505
How are you ladies
doin' down here?

850
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,300
What you gon' do,
watch it or watch us?

851
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,885
I came to watch you girls.

852
00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:03,304
[laughs]

853
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,640
You ladies are going to get
all worked up

854
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:09,101
and then hopefully
old Irving can swoop in there.

855
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,187
-What's your name?
-[laughs]

856
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,230
Irving.

857
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:17,193
Maybe some of these ladies'll
want a serving of Irving,

858
00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:18,903
if you know what I'm sayin'.

859
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,154
[announcer] If you ready for
the next entertainer,

860
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,906
then somebody say, "I am!"

861
00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:23,115
I am!

862
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,409
He's harder than a horseshoe!

863
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,038
I'm pretty loose right now,

864
00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:30,665
but I could
probably get it goin'.

865
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:31,874
[woman]

866
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,669
[Irving]
She wants to see mine?

867
00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:37,755
[Irving]
I'll show her mine right now!

868
00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:42,218
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna.
I'm gonna walk the red carpet.

869
00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:44,470
Yeah, I'm gonna shake it!

870
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:47,723
[upbeat music continues]

871
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,021
[announcer] I don't know
what the fuck is goin' on.

872
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,909
[club-goers gasping, cheering]

873
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,876
[announcer]
No, he is not gonna stay.

874
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,712
[laughter]

875
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:26,304
[cheering continues]

876
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,116
I'm Bam Margera.

877
00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:50,786
And I feel like kicking
my dad's ass all day today.

878
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:52,955
Come on, Bam.

879
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:55,166
No, I gotta go
to work, jerk-off!

880
00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,126
Stop it!

881
00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,420
Come on, I gotta go
the hell to work on time!

882
00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:01,672
-Will you stop?
-[thud]

883
00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,760
[Johnny] Should I be naked
like the dummy?

884
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,347
As long as you'll
strap me in, I'll do it.

885
00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:13,267
[rocket technician]
Five, four, three, two, one!

886
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,481
[Steve-O] Oh, shit.

887
00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:20,524
-[Bam] Oh!
-[laughter]

888
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,988
[laughs]

889
00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:28,574
-[Bam] Oh, my God!
-[Johnny] Oh, my God.

890
00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,785
Yeah, I guess I will have to
hold on like a motherfucker.

891
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:32,244
[laughter]

892
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:33,746
[Johnny] Oh, my God,
that's crazy!

893
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:35,331
[Chris] Oh, please.

894
00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:37,792
It's weird to
strap a dummy to a big rocket

895
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,461
and then see it go off
[imitates rocket]

896
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:44,256
and then say, "All right,
time for you to get on, Knox."

897
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,136
[Steve-O] It's moments like
these when you know

898
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,056
Johnny Knoxville is
one gnarly dude.

899
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:54,141
Dun, da-da-da-dun,
da-da-da-dun

900
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,810
da-da-da-da-da-da-
da-da-da-dun

901
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,603
I'm so glad I'm not
the star of this movie.

902
00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:59,021
[laughs]

903
00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:01,023
[Bam] Knoxville's gonna see

904
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:02,900
what the moon's
gonna look like.

905
00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:07,488
He is gonna go definitely
60 feet up in the air.

906
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:08,864
He's gonna get annihilated.

907
00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,658
But I don't want to
tell him that.

908
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:13,077
You're gonna be just fine!

909
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,537
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville,

910
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,539
and this is my
"Big Red Rocket."

911
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:21,544
[rocket technician] Five,
four, three, two, one, go!

912
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,716
[laughter]

913
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,053
[Wee Man]
What the fuck was that?

914
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:32,847
-[Bam] Whoo!
-[Ryan] Oh, my God.

915
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,056
[Wee Man] Holy shit, dude.

916
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,975
[Steve-O] What? What?

917
00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:37,476
[Johnny] Well, usually,
the rockets fail

918
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,103
backwards and forwards,
I was told,

919
00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:41,480
but there was a rocket
that came out the side.

920
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,899
If it'd been
like right here

921
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,360
that'd been a picture-wrap
on old Knoxville.

922
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,487
[laughs]

923
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,990
And now we're trying it again.
It's rocket launch take two.

924
00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:53,117
I'm scared just watching.

925
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,910
-I know, yeah.
-I want a Lance helmet.

926
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,704
I have full, like, adrenaline.

927
00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:58,622
[laughter]

928
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,541
This isn't the best idea ever.

929
00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:02,334
Yes, it is.

930
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:05,880
I'm Johnny Knoxville
and I'm going to the moon!

931
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:09,884
[rocket technician]
Five, four, three, two, one!

932
00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,218
Later.

933
00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:16,390
[crew cheering]

934
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,310
Yeah! Yeah!

935
00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:23,898
[Bam] If you're okay,
give us a thumbs-up!

936
00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:29,403
[Chris] He held onto it.

937
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,779
[Dave] That was incredible.

938
00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:32,990
[cheering continues]

939
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,243
[Bam] Totally awesome!

940
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,125
All right, we're having
a little party at the office.

941
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,045
But unfortunately,
Ron's in there

942
00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:47,463
and he's in a terrible mood

943
00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:49,340
because his wife
left him again.

944
00:41:49,423 --> 00:41:50,883
Poor Ron.

945
00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:52,801
We're gonna have to go
cheer him up.

946
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:53,886
That's right. Let's kill him
with kindness, fellas.

947
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:55,346
It's party time, boys.

948
00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:56,347
Okay, let's do it,
let's do it.

949
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:56,931
All right, let's do it.

950
00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,141
[Poopies]
Let's go cheer up Ron.

951
00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,851
Hey, Ron, what do you say?

952
00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,561
We'll just have a little cake
and fun in here?

953
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,188
Hey, Ron,
I heard about the breakup.

954
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:05,314
[Johnny] Yeah.

955
00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:07,233
-[screams]
-[laughter]

956
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,820
Fucking Ron!

957
00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,448
Hey, Ron, come on--
Ow! Shit, Ron!

958
00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:16,116
Ow!

959
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,244
I will fucking call HR.

960
00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,495
[Jasper] Ow!

961
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:22,039
Oh, that was my arm!

962
00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,339
I'm starting to think
he's racist.

963
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,883
[laughter]

964
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,135
Ron can smell
his wife's cheap perfume

965
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,263
all over Jasper,
and he's furious.

966
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,557
[Jasper] Ron, it's cool.

967
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:42,977
[Poopies] Oh, no!

968
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,237
Wellthat solves
the office mystery

969
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,030
about who fucked Ron's wife.

970
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:56,949
[laughter]

971
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,203
[exhales]

972
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,998
[sighs]

973
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,711
-I'm Steve-O. Oh, fuck!
-[laughter]

974
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,593
Oh, why do I have
to be Steve-O?

975
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:23,892
I'm Steve-O
and this is "Tee Ball."

976
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:26,145
[breathes heavily]

977
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,564
-[grunts]
-[laughs]

978
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,651
I remember seeing the footage

979
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,320
of the "Box Down Stairs"
when

980
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:37,573
right after it was shot,
in the editing room, and

981
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:39,783
I always wondered why
it wasn't allowed to be on TV,

982
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,744
and then I found out
that it was too imitate-able?

983
00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:42,703
[Johnny] Yeah.

984
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,038
Duh.

985
00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:45,706
Yeah, I got
two herniated discs

986
00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:48,334
because of the
"Box Down Stairs." [laughs]

987
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,044
We put a pillow in there,
or two.

988
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,129
Yeah, thank you.
Thanks for those pillows.

989
00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:56,300
-[laughs]
-Oh, man, it killed!

990
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,682
[Greg] You need one
for his head.

991
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,143
[Jeff] All right,
just tuck your head down.

992
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,064
[laughs]

993
00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:17,738
[Johnny]
Let's hurry up and do this!

994
00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,239
[Jeff] No worries,
we're getting it taped up.

995
00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,699
[Greg] Can you breathe?

996
00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,284
[Johnny] Not well.

997
00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:30,042
[Jeff] All right, let's go.
You ready?

998
00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:33,504
[Johnny grunts]

999
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,632
-Oh! Oh.
-[laughter]

1000
00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,181
[Jeff] Get it back up.

1001
00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:46,225
[Greg] Wait, is this the top
or the bottom?

1002
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:53,774
Oh. [chuckles]

1003
00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:56,485
[Dave] You okay?

1004
00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:57,945
[chuckles] No, I'm not.

1005
00:44:58,028 --> 00:45:00,614
That really hurt.
I wanna see a playback.

1006
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,241
[Jeff] At one point,
it just took off,

1007
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:03,742
like you
actually got airborne.

1008
00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:10,290
In the first Olympics,
they performed naked.

1009
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,710
-Oh, yeah.
-And

1010
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,587
we would like to do, uh,

1011
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,798
one of the events
from the first Olympics,

1012
00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:19,174
the high jump,

1013
00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:20,968
and if you would do it
buck naked.

1014
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:23,053
-Okay. [chuckles]
-[laughs]

1015
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,847
[Johnny]
And you know how they do it.

1016
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,349
They kinda run at it
and then they kinda turn?

1017
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,767
[Chris] Yeah, yeah,
Fosbury flop.

1018
00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,269
[Johnny]
Yeah, the old Fosbury flop.

1019
00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:32,104
-Yeah.
-I think it's Dick Fosbury.

1020
00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:33,814
-Yeah.
-Oh, is that who invented it?

1021
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,899
Yeah, and now we got
Big Dick Fosbury,

1022
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,317
ol' Chris Pontius.

1023
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:39,278
-[breathes heavily]
-[skin slapping]

1024
00:45:39,361 --> 00:45:41,405
I'm Chris Pontius,
and this is the "Pole Vault".

1025
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:42,906
Wait, I fucked up my rhythm.

1026
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,201
[laughter]

1027
00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:49,204
-[exhales]
-I'm Chris Pontius,
and this is the "Pole Vault."

1028
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,456
Ah, I totally fucked up.

1029
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,541
[laughter]

1030
00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:54,001
[Jeff] We need to get some
clean sound of this.
Get in close.

1031
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,252
-Get in there.
-Yeah, I got it.

1032
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,796
All right,
the Tahitian Dancer.

1033
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,550
[breathes heavily]

1034
00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,469
Detroit Muscle Rock.

1035
00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,685
[laughter]

1036
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:15,397
I'm Chris Pontius,
and this is the "Pole Vault."

1037
00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:17,316
-[breathes heavily]
-[laughter]

1038
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,692
[Rachel] Yes, Chris.

1039
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,902
[Steve-O] Whoo-hoo!

1040
00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,118
[cheers] Yea-- Oh!

1041
00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,578
[Zach] Almost

1042
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:30,913
You started jumping
from too far back.

1043
00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,247
I know,
I completely fucked up.

1044
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,500
Oh!

1045
00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:37,711
My angle was all wrong.

1046
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,304
[cheering]

1047
00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:49,097
[triumphant music playing]

1048
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,560
[Johnny] That was amazing.

1049
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,571
[Bam exhales] Here comes Dunn.

1050
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:05,823
[chuckles]

1051
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,876
[explosion]

1052
00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:23,006
[laughter]

1053
00:47:25,884 --> 00:47:28,887
No fucking way, dude!

1054
00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:31,265
We just spent so much time
getting ready.

1055
00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:34,309
-Is there blue on me?
-[laughs]

1056
00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:35,894
I'm so happy.

1057
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,229
There's a lot of blue.

1058
00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:38,522
Dude, that thing goes.

1059
00:47:38,605 --> 00:47:39,940
[Johnny laughs]

1060
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:44,403
[Bam] What's the word on, uh,
"Butt X-ray"?

1061
00:47:44,486 --> 00:47:46,488
There you go again.

1062
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,115
Everyone's fuckin' saying
to me I'm gonna do something

1063
00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:49,741
I fucking never said
I was gonna do. You know?

1064
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,201
I didn't fuckin'
commit to that.

1065
00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,911
[Ryan]
What do they want you to do?

1066
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,289
They want me to fucking start
shoving shit up my ass!

1067
00:47:56,331 --> 00:47:58,500
[Bam] I thought that was--
That wasn't your idea?

1068
00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,669
No, it wasn't my idea.

1069
00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:02,921
I mean, I was always
entertained by the idea.

1070
00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:06,133
I never fuckin said
I'd do it. You know?

1071
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,135
[Bam]
So you're not doin' that.

1072
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,928
Fuckin' highly doubt it.

1073
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:11,597
You know?

1074
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,931
And if there's
a fuckin' problem with that

1075
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,057
then maybe
someone else can start

1076
00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:15,559
shoving shit up their ass.

1077
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:16,810
You know?

1078
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,480
Now, I'm lubing up

1079
00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,232
[Jeff]
I can't see the car, Ryan.

1080
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,026
the little toy car

1081
00:48:24,109 --> 00:48:25,819
because I'm going to
put it in my butt.

1082
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:29,031
[laughter]

1083
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,701
[Bam]
Just shove it the fuck up.

1084
00:48:32,784 --> 00:48:33,827
[Ryan] Oh, fuck.

1085
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,704
[Steve-O] Oh, fuck, no!

1086
00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:38,165
Dude, it feels
so goddamn gross.

1087
00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,875
[laughter]

1088
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,460
Really. You know what?

1089
00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:43,712
I'm really questioning
myself right now.

1090
00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:46,632
[Jeff] Is it almost in?

1091
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:47,883
[Ryan] It's in, dude.

1092
00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:49,343
-[Manny] It's in?
-Yeah.

1093
00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:51,386
-[Manny] Let's go.
-Oh, fuck!

1094
00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:53,889
I feel like I have to
shit my ass.

1095
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:56,016
[laughter]

1096
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,771
Oh, fuck.

1097
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,398
I'm not too excited
about this skit.

1098
00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:04,858
It's not my favorite
I've ever done,

1099
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,526
because there's
a toy car in my butt.

1100
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,695
But this is the "Butt X-Ray."

1101
00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:17,245
I think I need an X-ray.

1102
00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:18,872
-[receptionist] Antoine?
-[Dr. Antoine] Yes?

1103
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,208
How you doing?

1104
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,542
Pretty good.

1105
00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:25,629
-I'm Ryan, and this--
-What can I do for you?

1106
00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:28,215
I was partying last night
with some frat guys.

1107
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,841
I passed out.

1108
00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:31,677
I must've fallen down
and broken something

1109
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,553
'cause I haven't been able
to walk right since.

1110
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:34,972
We're gonna take X-ray now

1111
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,223
-Okay.
-to be sure.

1112
00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,558
-We'll take a look.
-Okay.

1113
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,230
This is comfy.

1114
00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:44,439
[radiologist]
Hold your breath. Don't move.

1115
00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:48,026
[whirring]

1116
00:49:58,453 --> 00:49:59,913
[doctor 1] Oh, wow!

1117
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:00,831
[doctor 2]
What's that? What you got?

1118
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:01,748
[doctor 1] What is that?

1119
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:02,833
[doctor speaks Spanish]

1120
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,418
[laughs]

1121
00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:05,419
-[doctor 2] What the hell?
-[doctor 1] A car?

1122
00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:06,878
[Jeff] What is that?

1123
00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,131
[doctor 2]
Is his own car, no? The toy.

1124
00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:11,091
-The toy car.
-[Dr. Antoine] Toy car?

1125
00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,300
[doctor 2] This is the wheel.

1126
00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:14,386
See that?

1127
00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:17,973
[in Spanish]

1128
00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:36,742
What's that?

1129
00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:38,160
[Ryan] I have no idea.

1130
00:50:38,243 --> 00:50:39,703
That's not part of you.

1131
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,705
That's something extra.

1132
00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,999
I woulda known if I ate that.

1133
00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:46,626
No, you won't be able
to swallow that.

1134
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,587
That is a car toy.

1135
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,505
[Ryan] Well, how did
a car toy get there?

1136
00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:52,758
Maybe you stuck it
up your ass.

1137
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,468
I didn't stick anything
up my ass.

1138
00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:56,595
[Jeff] God. Have you ever seen
anything like that?

1139
00:50:57,429 --> 00:50:59,181
No, I've never seen
that in there.

1140
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:02,017
I've seen
the toy car all over,

1141
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,811
but no,
never in somebody's rectum.

1142
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,396
[Ryan] You can't get it out?
You don't have--

1143
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,024
No, I I'm a physician.

1144
00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:12,319
But I practice this,
X-ray only.

1145
00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:15,030
[Ryan] You think maybe I can
just you know, poop it out?

1146
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:18,033
You won't be able
to poop it out.

1147
00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:19,826
In fact, it will hurt you.

1148
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,912
In fact, I

1149
00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:24,372
I don't think it's even good
for you that you poop it out.

1150
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,208
[Jeff] What will happen
if you take Ex-Lax?

1151
00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:27,250
Will that help?

1152
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,544
No, if he takes Ex-Lax,

1153
00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:32,506
he gets a Iot of diarrhea,
but no car.

1154
00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:33,840
-[doctor 3] It's up there?
-[laughter]

1155
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,176
He must drink a lot.

1156
00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:38,553
[Ryan] I mean,
don't show it to everybody.

1157
00:51:43,391 --> 00:51:44,351
Yeah.

1158
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,691
I appreciate it.

1159
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,776
Thank you
for taking care of me.

1160
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:53,944
-Okay.
-Thanks again.

1161
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:56,238
I gotta see it!

1162
00:51:56,321 --> 00:51:57,989
[laughter]

1163
00:52:03,745 --> 00:52:05,080
[Chris]
It's still in your ass?

1164
00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:06,081
[Ryan]
Yeah, we gotta go to the hotel

1165
00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:07,290
and pull this thing out.

1166
00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:17,717
-[Johnny] Ooh.
-[Ryan] Oh!

1167
00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:20,053
Hit! Good.

1168
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,388
[Preston groans]

1169
00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,892
Hello, my name is
Johnny Knoxville.

1170
00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:30,230
Welcome to the "Dum Dum Game:
Part Deux,"

1171
00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:33,567
-aka "Double Boom."
-[all laughing]

1172
00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:36,361
In this competition,
our four competitors

1173
00:52:36,444 --> 00:52:38,405
and our special guest star,

1174
00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:40,198
Paul Walter Hauser,

1175
00:52:41,449 --> 00:52:43,285
are going to sit
in this hot seat

1176
00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:45,078
and answer trivia questions.

1177
00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,122
Everyone ready to get started?

1178
00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:48,081
[Larry]

1179
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,833
Let's raise Zach.

1180
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,668
All right.

1181
00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:52,919
He's an angel.

1182
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,796
Oh, boy,
there's the double boom.

1183
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,215
What the fuck?

1184
00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:59,342
Jasper, take a seat.

1185
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:02,512
-[groans]
-Yeah, Jasper, let's go!

1186
00:53:02,596 --> 00:53:05,265
[Johnny] All right, Jasper.

1187
00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:08,143
Where was your father,
Dark Shark, born?

1188
00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:09,227
Fuck. [laughs]

1189
00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:11,062
What?! I mean, what?

1190
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,148
Dude, I'm trying
to give you a softball.

1191
00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,733
Just drop him!

1192
00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,401
I'm guessing like Crenshaw,
Venice area?

1193
00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:18,153
South Central.

1194
00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:20,113
[all exclaiming]

1195
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,157
Jesus Christ, Jasper!

1196
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:23,408
It's all the same thing!

1197
00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:24,618
That's shameful. You should

1198
00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,244
-be embarrassed.
-Really, Jasper?

1199
00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:28,914
Okay, what is Jeff's
last name, our director?

1200
00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:30,790
Dickhead.
No, Tremaine, Tremaine.

1201
00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:32,083
God, just get outta the chair!

1202
00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,293
[all laughing]

1203
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,004
Yes, Jasper!

1204
00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:38,757
Paul, you realize
you've already

1205
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,634
broke into show business,
right?

1206
00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,177
[all laughing]

1207
00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,763
[Johnny] You don't need
to be doing this.

1208
00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:47,682
This is like a Make-a-Wish,
if it were a punishment.

1209
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:50,977
I've seen worse asses, Zach.
I'm just sayin'.

1210
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,103
-Thanks.
-Okay.

1211
00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:54,356
[Larry]

1212
00:53:55,106 --> 00:53:56,191
[Johnny] How many Earths

1213
00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:59,152
could fit inside
our blazing sun?

1214
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,072
If you need to phone-a-friend,
you can ask Larry here.

1215
00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:02,989
Larry.

1216
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,824
[Larry]

1217
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:07,285
Do you know how many Earths
could fit inside of the sun?

1218
00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:08,453
[Larry]

1219
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,127
Oh, Larry!

1220
00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:17,963
Fuck off, Larry.
I'm gonna say seven.

1221
00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:19,589
-Oh, you fucked that up.
-I'm gonna say seven.

1222
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,758
One point three million.

1223
00:54:21,841 --> 00:54:23,510
[Larry]

1224
00:54:24,886 --> 00:54:26,680
Oh, boy.

1225
00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:27,973
Poopies! Come on.

1226
00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,225
Thank God I'm not last.

1227
00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:31,434
Well

1228
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:32,644
I don't think there is a last.

1229
00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:33,937
It keeps going
round and round.

1230
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,063
-Yeah, dummy.
-Yeah.

1231
00:54:35,146 --> 00:54:36,439
Dude, are you dumb?

1232
00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:39,901
Ehren
your face is ugly, so just--

1233
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,236
Ooh!

1234
00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,322
Wow, sick burn!

1235
00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:46,032
Oh, it smells.

1236
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:49,911
How many colors
make up the classic rainbow?

1237
00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:55,083
Blue, yellow,
orange, green, purple

1238
00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,043
Red

1239
00:54:58,545 --> 00:54:59,671
And

1240
00:54:59,754 --> 00:55:01,756
You got this, Poopies.

1241
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,675
White.

1242
00:55:03,758 --> 00:55:05,552
[laughing]

1243
00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,679
Oh, my God. Lower it!

1244
00:55:07,762 --> 00:55:09,597
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1245
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,685
Let me just--
Wait, that's gotta
move over a little more--

1246
00:55:13,768 --> 00:55:16,021
Sorry, I just had to
shift it over a little.

1247
00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,147
Oh, my God.

1248
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,316
-Okay.
-[laughing]

1249
00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:23,278
[Johnny] Poopies what color
are the shoes I'm wearing?

1250
00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:26,990
-I can't see.
-[all laughing]

1251
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,784
[Wee Man] Don't look!

1252
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,619
-[Johnny] What color
are the shoes I'm wearing?
-Red.

1253
00:55:32,787 --> 00:55:34,456
Wow!

1254
00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:36,499
Ehren's up!

1255
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,877
-Zach, you good?
-Oh, yeah, I'm great.

1256
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,963
This sucks, dude.
What the fuck?

1257
00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:45,717
[exclaiming]

1258
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,053
-Oh, my-- Oh, God.
-[Johnny] Oh, Jesus.

1259
00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,138
-[gagging]
-[Johnny] Please do not puke.

1260
00:55:50,221 --> 00:55:51,931
-Stop it!
-[Larry]

1261
00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:55,977
-[all laughing]
-[gagging]

1262
00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:57,645
[Johnny] Okay, Ehren.

1263
00:55:57,729 --> 00:56:01,691
-Who starred in and wrote
-[gags]

1264
00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:04,402
"The Meter Fairy"?

1265
00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,987
I'm the Meter Fairy.

1266
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:08,073
That's-- That would be
Ehren McGhehey.

1267
00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:09,240
Danger Ehren. Me.

1268
00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:10,950
All. Final answer.

1269
00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,118
And that is the worst bit
we've ever filmed.

1270
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,995
That's not cool, man!

1271
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:17,415
-[screaming]
-[all exclaiming]

1272
00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:23,338
Up, up, up, up, up! Up!

1273
00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:27,634
[gagging]

1274
00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:31,679
[coughing, gagging]

1275
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:37,060
Wait!

1276
00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:39,479
-[groans]
-[all laughing]

1277
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,441
We gotta give it up
to Zach for sure, dude.

1278
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,235
[Johnny] Yay, Zach!

1279
00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:48,363
That is it for the
"Dum Dum Game: Part Deux."

1280
00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:52,367
Some of my favorite bits are,

1281
00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,494
like,
ones that just, there's--

1282
00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:56,413
Like, we're sittin' around,
we don't have anything to do.

1283
00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:58,206
Then someone says,
"Go get some Super Glue".

1284
00:56:58,289 --> 00:57:00,500
It's kinda like what happened
with Brad Pitt.

1285
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,335
-[laughing]
-He was there

1286
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,337
to shoot "Night Monkey",

1287
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,172
and you're like, "Why don't
we just kidnap you?"

1288
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,465
And he said, "Okay."

1289
00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:09,259
And we had
the presence of mind

1290
00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:11,010
to call the police department

1291
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,013
to let them know
to disregard 9-1-1 calls

1292
00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,557
about Brad Pitt
being kidnapped.

1293
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,016
[laughs]

1294
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,601
"I know this just sounds
really specific,

1295
00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,311
but Brad Pitt's
gonna be kidnapped."

1296
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,230
-[laughing]
-"But it's a joke."

1297
00:57:22,313 --> 00:57:25,567
"Yeah, it's a joke.
That would never happen."

1298
00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:30,113
Hi, I'm Brad Pitt
and I'm gonna get abducted.

1299
00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:32,323
[Brandon] All right, good.
See you out there.

1300
00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:34,367
Fun with celebrities.

1301
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,931
Yo, Brad Pitt!

1302
00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:58,975
No shit!

1303
00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:02,520
No shit! No, it's Brad Pitt!
Oh, how's it goin', dude?

1304
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:04,981
-It's slow.
-All right, all right.
Take a break, man.

1305
00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:06,608
Yeah, but can I
get your autograph?

1306
00:58:06,691 --> 00:58:08,276
-Come on, man.
-Yeah, get him, now! Get him!

1307
00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:10,028
-Get in the fuckin' car!
-What are you doing?!

1308
00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:11,738
-Holy shit.
-Wait!

1309
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:13,490
[Brad] Hey, hey! Help!

1310
00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:15,909
Help! Help! Help! Help!

1311
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,202
[onlooker] Hey,
what are you doing to him?

1312
00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,662
-Leave him alone.
-Go, go, go!

1313
00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:21,247
[Brad screaming]

1314
00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,168
[man in line] Son of a bitch.

1315
00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,711
[Bam] Oh, shit!

1316
00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:27,921
[Chris] Look at him.

1317
00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:30,924
-[all laughing]
-Aw, fuck!

1318
00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,175
[Bam] Yeah.

1319
00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:33,635
It's like a drug, yeah.

1320
00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:34,928
[Brandon] Run the lights.

1321
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:36,137
You get the license plate?

1322
00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:37,805
Shit, someone call the cops.

1323
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,517
-Was that Brad Pitt?
-Yeah.

1324
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,185
What just happened?
What the fuck?

1325
00:58:42,268 --> 00:58:43,937
Brad Pitt got kidnapped.

1326
00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:46,648
Yeah, yeah, it was Brad Pitt?

1327
00:58:46,731 --> 00:58:48,691
-You see the [indistinct]
-Brad Pitt, he was here?

1328
00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:50,568
Brad Pitt was in line
and he was just

1329
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:51,945
kidnapped
and thrown into a van.

1330
00:58:52,028 --> 00:58:53,696
I'm really not kidding.

1331
00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:55,365
Some dude was like
grabbing my ass,

1332
00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:57,825
trying to rip me
outta the car.

1333
00:58:57,909 --> 00:58:59,953
He was really
fighting to not get in, too.

1334
00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:01,829
Yeah, totally.

1335
00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:02,914
-You're a good actor, dude.
-[Brad] Oh, thanks, Chris.

1336
00:59:02,997 --> 00:59:04,165
[all laughing]

1337
00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:08,670
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville
and I'm gonna

1338
00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:10,755
get hit by a car real soon.

1339
00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:12,173
[engine revving]

1340
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,349
All right, guys, we've got
Tory Belleci from MythBusters.

1341
00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:24,310
So I've decided to try a trick
for the first time ever.

1342
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,646
And frankly, I'm pretty
nervous about it, okay?

1343
00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,148
Are you ready?

1344
00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:30,942
[exhales]

1345
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:37,323
[gulps]

1346
00:59:37,824 --> 00:59:39,075
[grunts]

1347
00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:43,079
[grunting, gasping]

1348
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,209
-[Johnny] Oh, no.
-[grunts]

1349
00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,336
-[Johnny] Ugh.
-[Steve-O grunting]

1350
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:53,423
On the table. We might be
playing table tennis.

1351
00:59:53,506 --> 00:59:55,008
[all laughing]

1352
00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,676
[Johnny] Wait, wait, wait.

1353
00:59:57,677 --> 00:59:58,720
Can you?

1354
00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:00,805
-[all laughing]
-You got this?

1355
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:02,765
[groaning]

1356
01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:04,434
He's at five centimeters.

1357
01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,311
[all laughing]

1358
01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,606
-[groaning]
-Oh, he's crowning!

1359
01:00:11,816 --> 01:00:13,151
Maybe you should've
put the ping-pong ball

1360
01:00:13,234 --> 01:00:14,861
up your ass
and then puked it out.

1361
01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:21,951
[strained] I'm gonna get it,
I'm gonna get it.

1362
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:24,454
I don't know,
this myth might be busted.

1363
01:00:24,537 --> 01:00:25,872
[all laughing]

1364
01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:28,416
Okay, here's the thing, guys.

1365
01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:32,503
I put the ping-pong ball
in my mouth, right?

1366
01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:33,838
Yeah.

1367
01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:35,590
-Pretending to swallow it.
-Yeah.

1368
01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:38,134
But I had already jammed
a ping-pong ball up my ass.

1369
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,345
Now I think I lost it.

1370
01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:41,763
Oh, God.

1371
01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:45,183
A good magician
never reveals his tricks.

1372
01:00:45,266 --> 01:00:47,268
-Yeah, right.
-[groaning]

1373
01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:50,021
It's our last day of filming
after 25 years

1374
01:00:50,104 --> 01:00:52,482
and we haven't learned
a goddamn thing.

1375
01:00:52,565 --> 01:00:54,150
-[all laughing]
-[groaning]

1376
01:00:54,233 --> 01:00:55,443
Push!

1377
01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:57,487
Oh, yuck!

1378
01:00:57,570 --> 01:00:58,738
Oh, my God.

1379
01:00:58,821 --> 01:01:00,990
[all groaning, exclaiming]

1380
01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:02,950
[Johnny]
That was a dirty trick!

1381
01:01:03,034 --> 01:01:05,036
[Steve-O] Take it.

1382
01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:07,205
That wasn't even, you didn't
even get close to the target.

1383
01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:09,832
Oh, no!

1384
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:14,170
Get the dog.
Go, buddy. Go, buddy.

1385
01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,174
[Jasper]
He heard the ball falling.

1386
01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:19,634
-You guys stay.
-Oh, my God!

1387
01:01:19,717 --> 01:01:20,802
It fuckin' worked.

1388
01:01:20,885 --> 01:01:22,345
[all laughing]

1389
01:01:25,556 --> 01:01:27,892
That is all cheese, no whiz.

1390
01:01:30,436 --> 01:01:33,606
This is all flour
for our friend Bam.

1391
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,650
We're gonna antique him
when he gets here.

1392
01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:39,112
-Okay.
-Walkin' in.

1393
01:01:39,195 --> 01:01:40,780
-He's walkin' in?
-There he is, walking in.

1394
01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,281
-What's up?
-What up?

1395
01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:44,242
[chuckles]
Not much. How you been?

1396
01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,493
-Good.
-High five!

1397
01:01:46,577 --> 01:01:47,912
[all laughing]

1398
01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:55,420
Oh, my God.

1399
01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:05,179
That was the best one so far.

1400
01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:08,725
You guys,
you kicked my fucking ass.

1401
01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:09,809
You got--

1402
01:02:11,185 --> 01:02:12,478
[Johnny] He got antiqued!

1403
01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,359
[Bam]
I was so not ready for that.

1404
01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:20,278
[Dave]
That was so good. You went--

1405
01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:21,487
Oh, good morning, man.

1406
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,448
-Good morning, Bam.
-Howdy.

1407
01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,450
-Oh, shit.
-Goddamn.

1408
01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:28,828
You know, we have that
the

1409
01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:32,290
it looks like a dog--
a shock collar for

1410
01:02:32,373 --> 01:02:33,666
-The Taser?
-for the neck?

1411
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,376
-There's one for your cock?
-Yeah

1412
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,045
Poopies said he wants
to try to see if it shocks.

1413
01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:40,798
I didn't say, but I will.
I didn't say.

1414
01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,550
[Johnny]
Oh, I thought you said it.

1415
01:02:42,633 --> 01:02:43,968
You were, like,
"Yeah, that'd be awesome."

1416
01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,428
[chuckling]
When did I say that?

1417
01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:48,055
You said--
Yeah, you said, "Sick!"

1418
01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:51,350
Can someone go get the, uh
shock collar for your penis?

1419
01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,727
Yeah, I'll run and get it.

1420
01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:54,312
Excuse me,
for Poopies's penis.

1421
01:02:55,521 --> 01:02:56,898
Okay, it's on there.

1422
01:02:56,981 --> 01:02:59,192
It looks like his dick's
on house arrest.

1423
01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:00,735
[all laughing]

1424
01:03:02,069 --> 01:03:03,321
[Johnny]
I don't know why we decided

1425
01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:05,948
to film this
on the side of a cliff.

1426
01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,826
Hi, I'm Poo-- [screams]

1427
01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:10,536
-[Johnny] Wait! I'm sorry!
-Fuck!

1428
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,163
-Poopies, I'm sorry.
-No, I'm not doing this!

1429
01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:13,873
-No, come on, Poopies!
-I gave you an opportunity!

1430
01:03:13,956 --> 01:03:15,875
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
One more time.

1431
01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,627
One more time, I won't do it.

1432
01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:20,296
I'm Poopies
and this is "The Balance Beam

1433
01:03:20,379 --> 01:03:22,131
with a Taser on My Dick."

1434
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,633
[Jasper] He's gonna
score a T-in-and-out.

1435
01:03:23,716 --> 01:03:25,134
[Dave] Gonna make it
all the way across.

1436
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:27,053
[screams] Oh, fuck!

1437
01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:28,679
You're supposed
to land on the beam.

1438
01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:29,639
[Johnny] You gotta
take your hand off the beam.

1439
01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:30,848
Hang on.

1440
01:03:32,725 --> 01:03:34,644
[screaming]

1441
01:03:34,727 --> 01:03:36,020
-Oh, fuck!
-[all laughing]

1442
01:03:36,103 --> 01:03:38,105
I'm fuckin' done, I'm done.

1443
01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,983
I can't even think about
anything else
but my dick right now.

1444
01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:42,151
Ditto.

1445
01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,402
[laughing]

1446
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:50,326
-Fuck!
-[Johnny]
I didn't even shock you.

1447
01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:52,286
-What happened?
-My mind's getting' to me.

1448
01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,872
-His mind and spirit.
-[all laughing]

1449
01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:56,666
That would be a first.

1450
01:03:56,749 --> 01:03:58,459
That would be the first time
that's ever happened.

1451
01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,294
-[Rachel] Yeah, Poops.
-You got this, Poops.

1452
01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,214
[Jasper]
Come on. Balance it, baby.

1453
01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:05,716
[Rachel] You're so graceful.

1454
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,678
-[screaming]
-[all laughing]

1455
01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:20,106
[Dave] Dude, you almost
rolled down that cliff!

1456
01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:22,900
[Jasper] Dave saved you.

1457
01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:27,947
[Jeff] Jump out.

1458
01:04:30,575 --> 01:04:32,243
[groaning, laughing]

1459
01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:45,590
The last movie, Danger Ehren
was all-the-way MVP.

1460
01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:50,928
The movie before that, 3D,
Ryan Dunn was MVP.

1461
01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:53,180
I feel like I've had
some strong moments

1462
01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:55,474
in all of our installments,

1463
01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,602
but I don't think
I could ever claim

1464
01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:01,063
that I was really, like,
the MVP of one.

1465
01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,815
And when I learned that

1466
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:04,525
there was gonna be
another chance,

1467
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:09,822
I wanted desperately to
step up and just do the thing.

1468
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,325
Yeah, I showed up to work
for this one, man.

1469
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:15,077
And the bar's been
pretty high.

1470
01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:18,289
But, uh I'll tell ya this,
my butthole really hurts.

1471
01:05:18,372 --> 01:05:19,498
[laughing]

1472
01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:24,170
When you reach our age,
you gotta get a colonoscopy,

1473
01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:26,255
and that begins
with drinking this stuff

1474
01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:28,341
that completely
flushes you out.

1475
01:05:31,385 --> 01:05:34,972
If you're not 50 and don't
know, it's a super laxative.

1476
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:41,354
In just a few minutes, we're
gonna be pooping violently,

1477
01:05:41,437 --> 01:05:42,939
while testing ourselves

1478
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:47,443
with a game of dexterity,
flexibility and stuff.

1479
01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:50,237
Game of "Human Pretzel".

1480
01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:52,365
But thank God we have
these awesome fashions,

1481
01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:54,992
to give you
an inside look at the action.

1482
01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:56,661
People don't got
a lot of faith in you

1483
01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:58,913
that you're not puking
in this bit, Lance.

1484
01:05:58,996 --> 01:06:01,290
No? Not gonna happen?
All right.

1485
01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:03,084
Shall we play?

1486
01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:04,710
Steve-O will go first, okay?

1487
01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,421
Right hand, orange.

1488
01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:08,506
Right there.

1489
01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:13,511
I'm right in
the line of fire right here.

1490
01:06:13,594 --> 01:06:15,221
[Rachel]
Chris, left foot, purple.

1491
01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:16,555
Sorry, Preston.

1492
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,224
-[onlookers groaning]
-[Ehren] Yeah.

1493
01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:19,642
[Chris]

1494
01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:22,269
Oh, wow, that's very brave.

1495
01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:23,980
[Johnny] Oh, I think
she spun it

1496
01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:26,440
and said,
"Chris, uh, right foot, pink."

1497
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,150
-[Chris] Fucking--
-[Johnny] Yeah, yeah.

1498
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,276
[Chris] Oh, look right into
the eye of the storm.

1499
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,486
[all laughing]

1500
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,239
Okay, left foot, purple.

1501
01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:36,450
It's gonna be left foot
brown, real soon.

1502
01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:37,702
What's wrong, Lance?

1503
01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:39,662
Lance is getting sick.

1504
01:06:39,745 --> 01:06:41,664
-[Rachel]
Steve-O, left foot, pink.
-[Johnny] Oh, man.

1505
01:06:41,747 --> 01:06:43,874
[all exclaiming]

1506
01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,251
[Wee Man] Dave!

1507
01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:46,210
[Rachel] You guys
are doing great.

1508
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:48,546
We got a leaker!

1509
01:06:48,629 --> 01:06:50,214
-Uh-oh.
-Steve-O's--

1510
01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:52,091
Oh, God!

1511
01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,969
Oh, my God.

1512
01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:57,263
[Poopies] Dave,
look to the right.

1513
01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,306
[all exclaiming]

1514
01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:02,184
[Jasper] Look at him.

1515
01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:04,103
[Chris] Ew, gross!

1516
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:05,646
[Chris]

1517
01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:08,107
[all gagging]

1518
01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:10,234
[Rachel] Right hand, green.

1519
01:07:10,317 --> 01:07:12,862
[Johnny] Goddamn it,
she said right hand, green!

1520
01:07:12,945 --> 01:07:15,698
[gagging, retching]

1521
01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:17,116
[Ehren] Fuck this!

1522
01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:21,454
Oh, my God!

1523
01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,789
[Johnny] How you doing, Lance?
Still hanging in there?

1524
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,833
[Johnny laughing]

1525
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:28,044
-I've never
smelled poop that bad.
-No.

1526
01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,212
Oh, my God!

1527
01:07:31,505 --> 01:07:34,216
Oh, my-- He's still shi

1528
01:07:35,926 --> 01:07:36,969
-Oh, my God.
-[people retching]

1529
01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,637
[Johnny] How did you not puke?

1530
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,140
Steve-O is the winner

1531
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:44,602
-[Rachel] Yeah, Steve-O!
-of the Human Pretzel!

1532
01:07:44,685 --> 01:07:47,188
-He's coming right now. Okay.
-Oh, God. Get outta here.

1533
01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:55,237
[Poopies] Go right up
and shower, Steve-O, shower.

1534
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:56,530
Good job, bubba!

1535
01:07:59,533 --> 01:08:00,993
[indistinct chatter]

1536
01:08:04,121 --> 01:08:05,289
Don't say anything.

1537
01:08:07,124 --> 01:08:08,584
Hey, what can I get you
to drink?

1538
01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,086
[Wee Man] Two Budweisers.

1539
01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:11,879
[bartender] Thank you, dear.

1540
01:08:11,962 --> 01:08:12,963
Cheers.

1541
01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:14,048
-Cheers.
-Boop!

1542
01:08:15,674 --> 01:08:17,843
[bartender]
So, what's crackin'?

1543
01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:18,928
[Wee Man] I don't know,
go down

1544
01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:19,845
to the beach or something.

1545
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,305
Terra!

1546
01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:22,223
All right.

1547
01:08:22,306 --> 01:08:23,849
What the fuck you doing?

1548
01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:25,893
Who the fuck are you?

1549
01:08:25,976 --> 01:08:27,853
-Shh.
-Who are you?

1550
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:29,480
-Calm down.
-I'm her freakin' boyfriend,
asshole!

1551
01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:30,981
That's cool, bud.
I'm her man-friend.

1552
01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:34,401
Dude, don't push me.
Don't push me.

1553
01:08:34,485 --> 01:08:36,320
-I'm not even touching you.
-Whoa, Poppy, calm down.

1554
01:08:36,403 --> 01:08:38,823
You know, fuck both of you!
Fuck both of you.

1555
01:08:38,906 --> 01:08:43,244
So, he and I are kind of
taking a break and

1556
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:47,998
Hey, he's right in here.

1557
01:08:48,874 --> 01:08:50,668
-What's up?
-Fuck you!

1558
01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:52,419
-Fuck you.
-Yeah, I told you
to get the fuck away.

1559
01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:53,754
Don't push him, man!

1560
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,089
Stop! Stop!

1561
01:08:55,172 --> 01:08:57,091
Get him, Pop! Get him, Pop!

1562
01:08:58,634 --> 01:09:00,344
[thug] Get his ass down, man!

1563
01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:02,471
[male patron] Come on, guys,
break it up.

1564
01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:04,932
Police!
Get on the fucking ground!

1565
01:09:05,015 --> 01:09:06,308
Get on the ground!

1566
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:08,727
Freeze!
Everybody up against the wall!

1567
01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:10,563
-This is your fuckin' fight.
-Up against the wall!

1568
01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:11,772
-Get the fuck off me!
-Up against the wall!

1569
01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:13,607
-Damn!
-The fuck are you doing?

1570
01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:16,360
[police officer]
Get him up! Get him up!

1571
01:09:16,443 --> 01:09:18,696
Freeze, motherfucker, get
your hands behind your back!

1572
01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:22,032
-[security] What's going on?
-[Wee Man] Let's go, baby.

1573
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,367
Fucking get off me!

1574
01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:24,451
[paramedic]
Code 54! Paramedic!

1575
01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:25,369
[boyfriend] Get off me!

1576
01:09:25,452 --> 01:09:26,704
Paramedic!

1577
01:09:26,787 --> 01:09:28,247
[boyfriend]
Get the fuck off me!

1578
01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,915
-Shut up.
-[boyfriend] Get 'em off me!

1579
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,542
Get the fuck off me!

1580
01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:32,877
Shut up!

1581
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,670
-Shut up!
-Oh, look at them two.

1582
01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:36,505
Rick?

1583
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,090
-Whoa!
-Oh, shit.

1584
01:09:40,467 --> 01:09:42,595
What? He can walk?

1585
01:09:42,678 --> 01:09:44,513
Okay.

1586
01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:47,224
[patrons whooping]

1587
01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,226
What was that all about?

1588
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,936
What the hell
was all that about?

1589
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,104
[cameraman] What happened?

1590
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,230
I don't know what happened.

1591
01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:09,079
Hello. I am
Johnny the Magnificent.

1592
01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:11,165
Today, I'm going to wow you

1593
01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:14,460
with my supreme skills
of prestidigitation.

1594
01:10:15,127 --> 01:10:16,128
[metal clanking]

1595
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,797
Oh, fuck! Oh, God! [yelps]

1596
01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,593
-What a-- Oh, shit.
-[bull grunting]

1597
01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:27,014
Oh, shit. [yelps]

1598
01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:30,017
[screams]

1599
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:36,732
[Chris] Oh, my God.

1600
01:10:36,815 --> 01:10:38,525
You okay, Johnny?

1601
01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:39,652
Holy shit.

1602
01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:41,403
[Johnny groans]

1603
01:10:44,531 --> 01:10:46,408
[onlooker whooping]

1604
01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:48,077
Abracadabra.

1605
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:51,372
[Ehren] You left your hat
out there.

1606
01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:52,957
[Johnny] Did we get it?

1607
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,124
[Jeff] Take two?

1608
01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:57,002
I hate take two with bulls.

1609
01:10:57,086 --> 01:11:01,048
-[Dave] Oh, man.
-[Wee Man] We saw Knox
dancing around with the bull.

1610
01:11:01,131 --> 01:11:03,884
But we know the hit
that the bull gave Knox

1611
01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:05,469
wasn't the one Knox wanted.

1612
01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:08,264
It was close,
but it wasn't the one.

1613
01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:11,850
[Johnny] What do you think?
Maybe a take two?

1614
01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:14,937
Fuck that.

1615
01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,730
[bull bellowing]

1616
01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:18,774
[metal clanging]

1617
01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:22,861
This one's twice the size!

1618
01:11:23,487 --> 01:11:27,241
Oh, my God, dude.

1619
01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:31,036
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!

1620
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,330
I don't wanna fuckin'
watch this, man.

1621
01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:35,457
[Jeff] All right, are we good?

1622
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:39,420
Hello.
I'm Johnny the Magnificent.

1623
01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:41,171
Today, I'm going to wow you

1624
01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:44,675
with my supreme skills
of prestidigitation.

1625
01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:46,635
-[metal clanging]
-Oh, shit!

1626
01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,220
-[bull bellowing]
-[Johnny shouting]

1627
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,722
[onlooker whoops]

1628
01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:55,227
Oh, no. Oh, shit.

1629
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:56,645
[bull bellows]

1630
01:11:57,813 --> 01:11:59,064
[others gasping]

1631
01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:00,607
[Steve-O] Jesus, Mary.

1632
01:12:04,236 --> 01:12:06,613
That one works. That works.

1633
01:12:06,697 --> 01:12:08,574
-[Steve-O] Damn.
-Johnny, you okay?

1634
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,075
P.J., talk to me. You okay?

1635
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,285
You all right?

1636
01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:13,287
[Jasper] He's had it.

1637
01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:14,747
[Jeff] You doin' okay?
Johnny?

1638
01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:17,458
[Preston] He's getting' back.
He's coming to.

1639
01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:19,126
[Eric] He's comin' back, yeah.

1640
01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:20,794
[Jeff] You all right?

1641
01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,005
That was a violent brawl.
One-sided to be sure.

1642
01:12:23,088 --> 01:12:24,465
[chuckles]

1643
01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:25,924
[Wee Man]
Fucking gnarly, dude.

1644
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:27,801
-[Steve-O] Yeah.
-Did we get it, Jeff?

1645
01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,636
[Jeff] We got exactly
what you wanted.

1646
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,804
-[Wee Man] Yeah, Knox!
-Yeah, Knox!

1647
01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,681
[Johnny] Oh, fuck.

1648
01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:34,391
So what happened
after it hit me?

1649
01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:36,185
[Jeff] Dude, it's gnarly.

1650
01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:37,895
This is you, this is the bull.

1651
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:41,023
[all laughing]

1652
01:12:41,106 --> 01:12:42,608
[Wee Man] He didn't even
mess around, dude.

1653
01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:44,818
He turned around
and just nailed him.

1654
01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,111
[Steve-O]
Dude, that was insane.

1655
01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,197
[Poopies] Yeah, Knox.

1656
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,615
[Ehren] It's probably the
biggest hit you've ever taken.

1657
01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:52,743
[Chris] And that's why
he is the captain.

1658
01:12:52,826 --> 01:12:55,120
[Johnny] That bull
didn't like fuckin' magic.

1659
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,414
[laughter]

1660
01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:58,957
[Poopies]
Yeah, Knox, we love you!

1661
01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,334
-[clapping, cheering]
-[Johnny] Love you!

1662
01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:02,252
[Poopies] Captain!

1663
01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:04,380
[Steve-O]
Concussions aren't great.

1664
01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:08,217
But as long as you have 'em
before you're 50, it's cool.

1665
01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:11,553
And Knoxville is 49.
So we're good.

1666
01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:16,725
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville,

1667
01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:19,728
and this is
the "Escape Room from Hell."

1668
01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,605
[laughs]

1669
01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:24,817
[Johnny] There are
three different rooms.

1670
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:29,321
You have to solve puzzles in
each room to get to the next.

1671
01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:31,407
Godspeed.

1672
01:13:31,490 --> 01:13:33,033
[sighs] Thanks, dude.

1673
01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,412
[Johnny, over speaker]
All right, Wee Man

1674
01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:38,455
To get to the next room,

1675
01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:40,040
you'll have to reach
through that wall

1676
01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:42,501
to find
a special Jackass coin.

1677
01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:44,461
-I don't know--
-Fuckin' hold my hand and go.

1678
01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:45,963
Go! Fuckin' put it in there!

1679
01:13:46,046 --> 01:13:47,631
-I don't wanna hold your hand.
-Go!

1680
01:13:47,714 --> 01:13:49,133
[screaming]

1681
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,886
What the fuck! Okay.

1682
01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,346
What the fuck is that?

1683
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,931
-[laughs]
-What the--?

1684
01:13:56,014 --> 01:13:57,433
What's the deal?
What's it feel like?

1685
01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:58,976
-I don't know!
-[Ehren] This sucks.

1686
01:13:59,059 --> 01:14:00,477
-I can't tell.
-[Ehren] Doggone it.

1687
01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:01,812
I put my hand in it
and I feel shit.

1688
01:14:01,895 --> 01:14:02,729
[Dave] I saw you
put your hand in it.

1689
01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:04,231
[all laughing]

1690
01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,319
-Dave! Dave!
-Come on, Dave.

1691
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:10,779
-Come on, Dave.
-Oh, my God, dude.

1692
01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,489
[Johnny] Get in there, Dave.

1693
01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:14,116
-[Wee Man] Scoop. Scoop.
-[Dark Shark] Reach down.

1694
01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:15,576
All-- Put your arm
all the way in and go down.

1695
01:14:15,659 --> 01:14:17,161
[Wee Man]
Go in and down. In and down.

1696
01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:18,745
-[Zach] What the fuck?
-[shouting, laughing]

1697
01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:19,913
[Zach] Oh, God!

1698
01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:21,206
There you go. Got it?

1699
01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:22,749
It's a, it's a butthole!

1700
01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:23,876
[Wee Man screams]

1701
01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,294
Oh, my God!

1702
01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:27,129
My finger went in it.

1703
01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:28,797
[all laughing]

1704
01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:30,841
[Preston] Oh, God,
it's really good.

1705
01:14:30,924 --> 01:14:33,093
-[Johnny] Get that coin.
-Okay.

1706
01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:35,179
[Johnny] You gotta reach in
deep and scoop.

1707
01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:37,389
[Ehren] Dude, go deep.

1708
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,974
[Zach] Is it in your butthole?

1709
01:14:39,057 --> 01:14:40,184
[groans]

1710
01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,227
[Johnny]
Oh, they got the coin!

1711
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,897
-[Dave] Oh, my God.
-[Johnny]
They got more than the coin.

1712
01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:47,774
-[Dark Shark] What the fuck?
-[Dave] Dude, my finger--

1713
01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:49,776
I jammed my finger backwards.

1714
01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:51,612
I can smell the shit
on your hand.

1715
01:14:51,695 --> 01:14:54,406
Looks like you guys
solved the puzzle.

1716
01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,742
I think we're moving
to the next room.

1717
01:14:56,825 --> 01:14:58,785
[laughs]

1718
01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:02,039
Okay, Dave,
this next puzzle is for you.

1719
01:15:02,122 --> 01:15:03,499
And what's gonna happen to me?

1720
01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:05,667
Well, if you solve
the puzzle, nothing.

1721
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:09,004
You have to correctly guess
four animal sounds

1722
01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:12,299
to stop this. To save Dave.

1723
01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:13,467
Are we ready?

1724
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:16,345
Wait, you're goin' heel?

1725
01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:17,346
Yeah, heel.

1726
01:15:17,429 --> 01:15:18,639
-Okay!
-Oh, shit.

1727
01:15:18,722 --> 01:15:21,058
No, dude. Oh, my God.

1728
01:15:21,141 --> 01:15:23,393
What sound does a dog make?

1729
01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,103
[barking]

1730
01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,563
Okay, good job.

1731
01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,816
What sound does a cat make?

1732
01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:31,401
[meowing]

1733
01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:33,529
Wow,
they're doin' really good.

1734
01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:36,281
What sound
does an aardvark make?

1735
01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:37,574
[quacks]

1736
01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:39,409
No.

1737
01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:40,911
No, they don't make a sound!
They don't sound.

1738
01:15:40,994 --> 01:15:42,496
Okay, okay, okay.

1739
01:15:42,579 --> 01:15:44,831
-I got that right! [laughs]
-[Wee Man] Nice!

1740
01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,083
Yeah, baby!

1741
01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:47,417
[Johnny]
You just need one more.

1742
01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:48,961
Dude, are you kidding me? No.

1743
01:15:49,044 --> 01:15:50,128
[Johnny] What sound
does a cassowary make?

1744
01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:51,255
-No!
-[Ehren] Cassowary?

1745
01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:52,339
[grunting]

1746
01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:53,840
That's incorrect!

1747
01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:56,051
[Dark Shark] Oh, shit.

1748
01:15:56,134 --> 01:15:57,052
-[Johnny] That's incorrect!
-[Wee Man]
Just start sayin' shit!

1749
01:15:57,135 --> 01:15:58,387
[Dave screaming]

1750
01:15:58,470 --> 01:15:59,638
[Johnny laughing]

1751
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,640
[Ehren] Oh, my God!

1752
01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:03,559
[all shouting, laughing]

1753
01:16:05,769 --> 01:16:07,604
Goddamn, bro!

1754
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,398
Dude, what the fuck?

1755
01:16:09,481 --> 01:16:11,400
[Dave whimpering]

1756
01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:17,573
That is correct! That is
the sound a cassowary makes.

1757
01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:20,701
And I think
we can go to the final room.

1758
01:16:20,784 --> 01:16:22,619
It's done, dude.
Dave, it's done.

1759
01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:25,038
Dude,
my dickhead's just going
[imitates machine]

1760
01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:27,124
[all laughing]

1761
01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:29,668
[Johnny]
In this bit, Ehren will sit

1762
01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:31,587
in this comfy electric chair
that we built for him.

1763
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:35,215
-[Ehren] Wait, what?
-You have
all these jumper cables.

1764
01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:37,342
You have to get
the right jumper cables

1765
01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:39,553
on the right thingies.

1766
01:16:39,636 --> 01:16:43,473
Then you come up here
and you turn this down.

1767
01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:45,058
How do we know
if we got the right ones?

1768
01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:46,852
Because if you
don't have the right ones,

1769
01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:48,520
Ehren is going to get shocked.

1770
01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,355
[Chris] Have you ever done
an escape room?

1771
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,774
Fuck no and fuck that shit.
You do it?

1772
01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:54,401
-I have done it.
-You've done an escape room?

1773
01:16:54,484 --> 01:16:56,278
Yeah.

1774
01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:57,654
-I don't believe you.
-It's a team-building exercise.

1775
01:16:57,738 --> 01:17:00,574
[Johnny laughs]

1776
01:17:00,657 --> 01:17:03,035
All right, Ehren,
get in your love seat.

1777
01:17:03,118 --> 01:17:04,995
[Dave] She's the worst
at doing it.

1778
01:17:05,078 --> 01:17:10,083
[Johnny] Let's close the doors
and please start the game.

1779
01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,669
Just give him
a little shock now.

1780
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:14,671
-Ow! Fuck!
-[crackling]

1781
01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:16,590
[Johnny] Hey, hey. Hey, guys,
I'm sorry, that was a mistake.

1782
01:17:16,673 --> 01:17:18,467
-[Wee Man] Fuck!
-That was a mistake.

1783
01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:21,345
-Fuck that!
-[Ehren] Fuck, dude.

1784
01:17:21,428 --> 01:17:23,180
[laughs]

1785
01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:25,474
-[Dave] Fuck this.
-[Johnny]
You guys can start now.

1786
01:17:25,557 --> 01:17:26,892
Fuck, what are we doing?

1787
01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:28,185
-Here's seven.
-This one's four.

1788
01:17:28,268 --> 01:17:29,686
-Four?
-Yeah, where's seven?

1789
01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:31,146
I don't know where four is.

1790
01:17:31,229 --> 01:17:32,689
Fuckin' figure it out,
you guys!

1791
01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:34,650
-Where two at?
-Two's right here. The red one.

1792
01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:36,193
[Johnny]
You guys are getting close.

1793
01:17:36,276 --> 01:17:38,028
-[Dark Shark] Where's four?
-Oh, no, wait!

1794
01:17:38,111 --> 01:17:39,738
[Dark Shark] Get that
last one right there.

1795
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,073
-[Johnny]
Are they all in place?
-Damn it.

1796
01:17:41,156 --> 01:17:42,741
-Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa
-Calm down.

1797
01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:44,785
-I think it's colors.
-No! It's numbers.

1798
01:17:44,868 --> 01:17:46,119
-He had it wrong.
-No, it's fucking
not numbers, guys!

1799
01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:47,746
He had it wrong
and he put it up there.

1800
01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:49,665
-Okay, do the thing!
-He's gonna get shocked!

1801
01:17:49,748 --> 01:17:51,249
[Wee Man]
No, he's not. No, he's not.

1802
01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,418
-[crackling, buzzing]
-[screaming]

1803
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,128
[Dave] I knew it! I knew it!

1804
01:17:55,212 --> 01:17:56,380
[Wee Man] Okay! Okay!

1805
01:17:56,463 --> 01:17:57,714
-It was right!
-I turned it off!

1806
01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,424
-Turn it off!
-I turned it off!

1807
01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:01,301
Turn it off. Turn it off.

1808
01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:04,304
Okay!

1809
01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:07,891
Y'all killed him, man.

1810
01:18:07,974 --> 01:18:09,726
-Y'all killed him, bro!
-Fuck, dude,

1811
01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:10,811
-he's like fuckin' dead, dude.
-All right, Dave.

1812
01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:12,479
Get the thing. Get him out.

1813
01:18:12,562 --> 01:18:13,605
-Get him out. Get him out.
-[Dave] He's out.

1814
01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:16,191
What happened?

1815
01:18:16,274 --> 01:18:17,984
-Hey, sit still--
-Get outta here! What the fuck?

1816
01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:19,444
It's your hat.
I'm taking your hat off.

1817
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,196
Hey,
she's trying to let you out!

1818
01:18:21,279 --> 01:18:23,240
[Johnny] Blow the horn.
Who's got the horn?

1819
01:18:23,323 --> 01:18:24,908
[horn blows]

1820
01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:31,873
[Johnny] That's good.
That's good.

1821
01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:33,417
Fuck this fucking shit!

1822
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,211
-[horn blows]
-[Ehren] Fuck!

1823
01:18:36,294 --> 01:18:38,338
-[Ehren] Fuck!
-[Dark Shark]
Damn, that was crazy.

1824
01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:39,923
[Ehren] Fuck this fuckin'--

1825
01:18:40,006 --> 01:18:41,508
[screaming]

1826
01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:45,887
I'm out! Fuck off!

1827
01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:48,014
Oh, my God.

1828
01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:53,353
Well I think that's it
for the Escape Room from Hell.

1829
01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:55,480
[laughs]

1830
01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:56,940
-Wait-- We're done?
-[Jeff] Yep.

1831
01:18:57,023 --> 01:18:58,275
-Oh, my God.
-We did it.

1832
01:18:58,358 --> 01:19:00,026
You got out
of the escape room!

1833
01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,070
Do we get a therapist
after this shit, man?

1834
01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,114
-Do we get a therapist?
-Good job, Dark Shark.

1835
01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:06,241
Goddamn,
you all fucked me up, man!

1836
01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:08,285
And you put your hand
in Zach's ass.

1837
01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:11,455
-Way, way up his ass, dude!
-[laughing]

1838
01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:14,082
[Ehren] Fuck you guys!

1839
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,709
[Jeff] You forgot your shoes!

1840
01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:18,295
[Ehren]
Fuck this fuckin' place!

1841
01:19:21,548 --> 01:19:23,759
There were headlines
on the internet

1842
01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:25,761
that you said
this Jackass film

1843
01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:28,388
will be the last one ever.

1844
01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:32,225
After you said that about
every single Jackass movie,

1845
01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:34,603
do you think anyone's
gonna take that seriously?

1846
01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:36,605
As much as I fuckin' hate
to say it

1847
01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:41,193
-[sighs]
-[laughs]

1848
01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:42,611
[Poopies] Don't say it!

1849
01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:44,488
I'm getting emotional.
[chuckles]

1850
01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:45,405
[Poopies] Don't.

1851
01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,073
It it is.

1852
01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:48,116
That's it.

1853
01:19:51,077 --> 01:19:52,829
[wind whistling]

1854
01:19:55,749 --> 01:19:58,084
["My Way" playing]

1855
01:21:10,907 --> 01:21:14,119
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville!
And this is the end!

1856
01:21:14,202 --> 01:21:15,287
[all] Yeah!

1857
01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:16,788
[laughing]

1858
01:21:54,951 --> 01:21:55,952
[song ends]

1859
01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:57,329
[cheering, laughing]

1860
01:21:57,412 --> 01:21:59,664
["We'll Meet Again" playing]

1861
01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:00,999
[Wee Man] Yeah! Yeah!

1862
01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:02,751
Oh, my God

1863
01:22:03,835 --> 01:22:05,503
-[explosion]
-What the fuck?

1864
01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:09,549
[chattering]

1865
01:22:09,633 --> 01:22:11,176
[laughs]

1866
01:22:13,428 --> 01:22:14,554
[groans]

1867
01:22:15,430 --> 01:22:17,557
[chattering, laughing]

1868
01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:19,684
-God, it feels so good!
-Yeah.

1869
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,519
I can finally
put my clothes back on.

1870
01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:24,481
[Steve-O] I need money
to stop in the hospital.

1871
01:22:27,525 --> 01:22:28,693
[grunts, laughs]

1872
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,528
All right, come on!

1873
01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,572
-[cheering]
-Yeah. A group photo.

1874
01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:34,824
-Yeah, Poopies. Antidope.
-Right here, bro.

1875
01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:41,623
I think Poopies is crying.

1876
01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:45,835
-[Chris] What's wrong?
-This might be the last bit
we ever film. [crying]

1877
01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,337
[Dark Shark]
Nah, you ain't like this.

1878
01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:49,214
No, I think
he's actually upset.

1879
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,842
[interviewer]
So, what's it like
seeing all this old footage?

1880
01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:54,469
Everyone looks like babies.

1881
01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:56,888
Actually,
I feel old and I miss Dunn.

1882
01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:57,973
[Johnny]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1883
01:22:58,056 --> 01:22:59,516
I feel old and I miss Dunn.

1884
01:23:00,684 --> 01:23:01,977
[inaudible]

1885
01:23:04,896 --> 01:23:06,815
[cameraman]
What are we doing here?

1886
01:23:06,898 --> 01:23:08,233
Steve-O's late for his plane,
so I'm gonna wake him up.

1887
01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:09,985
-Okay.
-Make sure he makes it.

1888
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,948
[laughing]

1889
01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:17,367
[screams]

1890
01:23:18,576 --> 01:23:19,828
[cheering]

1891
01:23:19,911 --> 01:23:21,663
Steve-O!

1892
01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,123
-[Poopies] Spike.
-[Johnny] Love ya, buddy.

1893
01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:24,708
[Johnny] Spike Jonze!

1894
01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:32,298
Jeff Tremaine over there!

1895
01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:33,800
[crew member] John!

1896
01:23:33,883 --> 01:23:35,301
Hey, will you get him
back to his room?

1897
01:23:35,385 --> 01:23:36,511
-[Poopies] So good.
-[Johnny] Who this?

1898
01:23:39,639 --> 01:23:41,057
I didn't hear him
on there, so--

1899
01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:42,684
-[Jeff] It's, it's for you.
-Hello?

1900
01:23:42,767 --> 01:23:44,060
[driver] Loomis,
you're up this way, right?

1901
01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:45,228
-[Loomis] Yeah.
-There's trouble?

1902
01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:47,355
[inaudible]

1903
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:52,444
[song continuing]

1904
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,785
-You did great today, Jeff.
-Stop. God.

1905
01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:02,412
-[kisses]
-[groans]

1906
01:24:02,495 --> 01:24:04,539
Oh, Johnny Knoxville!

1907
01:24:04,622 --> 01:24:07,500
-This is the end!
-This is the end!

1908
01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:08,835
-[song ends]
-[Jeff] And two.

1909
01:24:08,918 --> 01:24:10,754
-[explosion]
-[cheering]

1910
01:24:16,426 --> 01:24:17,886
[Wee Man] Ohhh, shit!

1911
01:24:17,969 --> 01:24:20,096
[Ehren] Look at that
fuckin' fireball!

1912
01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:22,057
[screaming]

1913
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:24,809
["Southerly" playing]

1914
01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,144
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville!

1915
01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:27,312
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville!

1916
01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,147
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

1917
01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:31,649
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass.

1918
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,237
[grunts]

1919
01:24:38,698 --> 01:24:39,783
[screaming]

1920
01:24:40,992 --> 01:24:42,077
[groans]

1921
01:24:45,246 --> 01:24:47,040
[screaming]

1922
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,460
Shit!

1923
01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:01,346
[electricity crackles]

1924
01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:09,020
Oh, no!

1925
01:25:11,689 --> 01:25:12,982
That's semen, all right.

1926
01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:14,442
[retching]

1927
01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,534
-Did you fart on me?
-Yep.

1928
01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:24,160
Oh, my God, no!

1929
01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:25,954
[drumming]

1930
01:25:26,037 --> 01:25:27,997
-[Preston] Ow!
-[laughing]

1931
01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:29,833
Ow!

1932
01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:33,503
[laughing]

1933
01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:38,049
[cheering]

1934
01:25:38,633 --> 01:25:39,676
Phew.

1935
01:25:39,759 --> 01:25:42,220
-[buzzing]
-[laughing]

1936
01:25:43,596 --> 01:25:45,223
[laughs]

1937
01:25:50,562 --> 01:25:52,021
[song ends]

1938
01:25:52,105 --> 01:25:55,608
I hate the fact
that I had to fuckin'

1939
01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:58,570
hang out with alligators
and fuckin' cobras.

1940
01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:02,365
I have dicks branded
on my ass.

1941
01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:06,161
Everything fuckin' sucks.

1942
01:26:06,244 --> 01:26:07,620
[laughs]

1943
01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:16,462
Like everybody's just
effin' with me today.

1944
01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:20,633
And my Misfits sock.

1945
01:26:23,511 --> 01:26:24,846
["Shine a Light" playing]

1946
01:26:24,929 --> 01:26:27,015
[chattering, laughing]

1947
01:26:34,063 --> 01:26:35,023
That went good.

1948
01:26:43,573 --> 01:26:45,658
[all laughing]

1949
01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:47,827
That's something.

1950
01:26:57,670 --> 01:26:59,297
[struggling]

1951
01:27:05,678 --> 01:27:08,306
-[chattering, laughing]
-Sorry, bro. What happened?

1952
01:27:13,102 --> 01:27:14,520
fast.
And then it just, like

1953
01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:15,939
-Yeah.
-it just slammed down.

1954
01:27:17,398 --> 01:27:19,609
[screams, grunts]

1955
01:27:20,193 --> 01:27:22,528
[yells, groans]

1956
01:27:28,451 --> 01:27:29,744
[groans]

1957
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:34,582
[barking]

1958
01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:36,125
Oh, no!

1959
01:27:45,885 --> 01:27:47,220
[laughing]

1960
01:27:48,554 --> 01:27:49,597
[groans]

1961
01:27:58,439 --> 01:28:00,066
[cheering]

1962
01:28:07,490 --> 01:28:09,075
Is Butterbean okay?

1963
01:28:10,576 --> 01:28:12,495
[laughing]

1964
01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:19,085
-Ow!
-You okay?

1965
01:28:19,168 --> 01:28:20,753
Oh, yeah, I feel great.

1966
01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:22,005
Good job, man.

1967
01:28:22,088 --> 01:28:23,631
[cheering]

1968
01:28:26,217 --> 01:28:27,593
[Poopies] All right, boss,
we love you!

1969
01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:29,679
[Chris] Love you.

1970
01:28:29,762 --> 01:28:31,097
[Poopies] Captain!

1971
01:28:32,432 --> 01:28:34,100
-Whoa!
-[laughing]

1972
01:28:48,156 --> 01:28:50,283
-Ow!
-[laughing]

1973
01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:54,662
Oh, my God.

1974
01:28:56,539 --> 01:28:57,790
[laughs]

1975
01:28:57,874 --> 01:28:58,916
Look how nervous he is.

1976
01:29:00,543 --> 01:29:03,504
This sucks. Oh, man.

1977
01:29:10,887 --> 01:29:12,513
[thunder crashing]

1978
01:29:24,067 --> 01:29:25,193
Spin you around.

1979
01:29:26,069 --> 01:29:27,445
[screams]

1980
01:29:33,284 --> 01:29:34,869
[shouting]

1981
01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,502
-[gunshot]
-Ow!

1982
01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:48,841
-Ow!
-[laughing]

1983
01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:17,829
[screaming]

1984
01:30:17,912 --> 01:30:19,372
[laughing]

1985
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,334
-I need help.
-Yeah.

1986
01:30:25,837 --> 01:30:27,296
[song ends]

1987
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,674
But, man, that almost
turned out real bad.

1988
01:30:29,757 --> 01:30:31,008
Yeah, I was scared, man.

1989
01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:34,178
Shit.
Scariest thing ever, man.

1990
01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:37,598
Yeah, that was exactly
what we wanted though.

1991
01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:39,642
Oh, God. That is--

1992
01:30:39,725 --> 01:30:41,727
It couldn't have ended
any better.

1993
01:30:41,811 --> 01:30:43,938
That's-- I don't know if
that's exactly what I wanted.

1994
01:30:44,021 --> 01:30:45,314
That's exactly what I wanted.

1995
01:30:45,398 --> 01:30:46,482
Yeah.

1996
01:30:48,818 --> 01:30:51,946
Reminder.
The stunts in this movie were
performed by professionals,

1997
01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:53,573
so for your safety

1998
01:30:53,656 --> 01:30:55,324
and the protection
of those around you,

1999
01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:57,076
do not attempt any of
the stunts you have just seen.